Don't forget the clocks change for British Summer Time.
In other words Time Springs Forwards.
You might lose an hour's sleep???
Or why not just allow yourself some extra sleep this weekend. No pressure! Relax. Set yourself up for summer.
A good many of my clients fall asleep at the end of their session with me. We nneed more relaxation time in this hectic world.
How far would you travel for a sexy erotic massage?
Perhaps it isn't measured in miles but in time.
I'm near the M6 but it can get so snarled up you might be stuck on there for (what seems like) days.
As I'm at Alsager, the A50 and the A34 aren't all that far away. I prefer to stick to the A roads myself.
I don't know how far you would travel but i see clients from far far away.
Often those coming hundreds of miles or more have planed ahead and worked out that I'm on their route from one place to another.
However I see a fair number of people who travel over an hour just to see me, which reminds me of how important and unique is the service that I provide.
I suppose I should say there are very rare occasions I will cancel, which include ill health in the family or being snowed in. It happens sometimes. We can usually predict the weather at least a day in advance.
The brighter sky and longer days may have put you in the mood to try an erotic massage or new sensual touch... it certainly lightens the mood and just makes us feel more cheerful.
Spring is natures time for renewal and new growth so an obvious time to push your boundaries and try something new.
I asked Chatgpt to write a poem about it, but I have to conclude it isn't going to be getting a Poet Laureate position any time soon.
Of all the seasons, spring's the one, Where nature's urges cannot be undone. With a twinkle in the robin's eye, And a blush on the tulip nearby.
In the meadow, where daisies sway, Spring's sensuality comes out to play. The sun caresses the earth's warm skin, As desire ignites with a mischievous grin.
Butterflies flutter in a delicate dance, While rabbits frolic in a passionate trance. The bees buzz with an amorous hum, As springtime seduction begins to drum.
The breeze whispers secrets in the trees, As petals fall like love's guarantees. The scent of blossoms fills the air, A symphony of sensuality beyond compare.
So let's embrace this season's call, And surrender to spring's sensual thrall. For in the dance of life's grand play, Springtime's passion holds sway!
Do all those pink and red hearts get you hot and bothered even when it's close to freezing outside?
Or do they hurt your heart?
Make you feel lonely?
Remind you of the love of your life who isn't around?
There's no better time to come visit me in Cheshire for personal pampering than when the media and shops are promoting romance! In my working world, I promise a complete absence of fluffy, sugary, pink candyfloss themes.
If you are perpetually single - and like it that way - and don't relate to this holiday.
You aren't the only one - you are in good company.
Or divorced
Or widowed
Or bereaved
and grieving
You aren't alone
You always have — you.
The person with you through the good times and the bad, the one who's always there for you: YOU!
I recommend personal self-indulgent pampering, which I'm sure you deserve.
I'm just an ordinary middle aged English woman who has always tried to live a good and honest life - to get by, pay my bills, and look after my family. Who has always wanted to improve the world and help people.
And a person who has faults and weaknesses and has made mistakes - so MANY mistakes.
I'm probably a lot like you!
I wonder about the meaning of it all.
I have some answers but more questions!
When you visit me I'm not going to impose my thoughts and interpretations of the world onto you. My clients come from all walks of life, all nationalities, all religions. Many are business men and leaders in the community. Some are a little bit famous in their particular field.
No one has it all sorted.
We all have doubts, concerns, and fears.
SEXUALITY is a big mystery for some people who have managed great success in many areas of their life.
I meet men who have focused on some areas of life and neglected others.
SEXUALITY often isn't talked about. It's neglected. And it gets wrapped up in shame.
That's a great shame.
We are sexual creatures.
If you are religious then you can be sure God made you that way, gave you sexuality, gave you those urges. And you can be sure your spouse has needs as well.
If you're not religious, perhaps you have a logical mind and don't want to be dominated by "base" desires but the bother you nonetheless.
But we seek pleasure, and comfort, food and safety because these are the things that keep us alive and make life worth living.
We ALL value the things we enjoy.
...perhaps you enjoy sports, or music, or having fun and great food with your friends and family.
...well, your sexuality should be another source or joy.
And if you want that joy in your life but aren't finding it, then perhaps you need help to discover it.
* People benefit from being sexually satisfied.
* And happy satisfied people make for a better society.
People come to me for what I can do with my hands - the 90 minute sexy massage - the thrill, the experiment, the relief.
Some people come because of their problems - especially, most often trouble with erections or orgasms and ejaculation.
But I'm an experienced counsellor with a mountain of knowledge on the subject of sex and sexuality and I'm happy to talk and listen in confidence.
Ten years ago I wrote this blog about Tantric Massage & spirituality. Today I notice a typo in it! Oh well.
I pencil in 2 hours for each session because my clients are in my place for 2 hours on average. The actual full body massage is 90 minutes.
I've done it thousands of times so I can be certain 90 minutes is a good amount of time and I tell my clients that's what they should expect. I have done longer and shorter sessions in the past, so experience tells me 90 minutes is best for the way I work, and it suits most clients.
I'm sure it is possible. But it is not something I want to offer.
I think people who ask for A QUICKIE are looking for something else. They are looking for hand relief and perhaps they are on a limited budget.
But that's not what I'm offering.
One Hour Lingam Massage
Some people say they only have an hour to spare. An hour isn't long enough. And the service I offer isn't something you squeeze into a spare hour in a busy day. You want to have free time after your session, not rush back to work.
A hand job is a part of it but it isn't the whole of it.
It's like you can go to the Chip Shop and buy a bag of chips but in a restaurant chips would be the side order and you'd spend a longer amount of time enjoying all of the flavours and textures building up to a delicious pudding.
Actually, perhaps a cake would have been a better example than chips. You can go to a shop and just buy cake. or you can go to a restaurant and eat a meal which costs more, takes longer, and satisfies you in a different way.
You will find people offering a 30 minute or 1 hour sexy massage/ tantric massage/ or lingam massage. And they may well offer a wonderful service. But it will not be the same thing.
Where are you? I'm here, where are you?
I'm located on the geographical border of Staffordshire and Cheshire, which puts me within reach of 2 regions: The West Midlands and The North West.
It's tricky. Say you're in the North West and people think Manchester, or Birmingham for the West Midlands. I'm not in either of those cities and it's a fair trek from both of them. But I do get visitors regularly from: Wigan, Liverpool, Wolverhampton, Manchester, Stoke-on-Trent, and Stafford.
Guys travel to see me and will work me in to their route when they travel for business.
I don't travel far but I do have to travel to work so I won't be working when we're snowed in and I don't want to encourage you to take to the roads then either.
I say many clients who are having penis problems either and ask me if lingam massage will help.
Apart from a straight yes or no there are many answers I could opt for and the two most honest ones are:
a) it might do, it all depends on the cause
b) you should see a doctor.
but there are also these thoughts:
c) I don't know but it can't hurt to try!
d) Why not have fun trying?
While I have seen people with many different issues and concerns the two most common are:
First, let's make sure you understand a few of the basics:
1. Even if you can't get an erection things can still feel great. You can still have an orgasm.
2. Orgasm and ejaculation aren't the same thing. Some men have orgasms without ejaculating.
3. Whatever is going on in your mind can have an impact on performance. If may be that you need to relax and overcome your mental block. It sounds easy, but it isn't.
4. Problems might be a symptom of a medical issue. You should see a doctor if this persists.
Some clients have a partner but come to visit me to test out how their body reacts with someone else away from the pressure to give a great performance.
It is worth noting that as I stay clothed and only use hands many clients feel very safe with me and do not feel they are "cheating". Many clients have also discussed their visit to me with their partners.
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Regular or frequent lingam massage treatment may also help some people - this doesn't have to be visiting a service provider but can include Do It Yourself.
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Unfortunately may people are weighed down with guilt and shame when it comes to the subject of sex or masturbation.
I have seen clients who have not had any sexual outlet for years. They want sex, but because they don't have a willing partner they are celibate.
Celibacy is perfectly okay for some people some of the time - if it suits you that's great. But it stands to reason that if a part of your body isn't used for a long time it isn't going to perform like an athlete when it is called upon to do a job after months or years of neglect.
If you sat in a chair for a year do you think you'd be able to get up and walk a mile one day?
Sexual pleasure is okay.
It is natural.
It is healthy.
No one should feel pressured into sex or masturbation, but people should feel okay about enjoying these things - in private - obviously!
We have two sayings:
* use if or lose it
* practice makes perfect.
So, using that part of your body should be considered as part of your regular exercise regime and you can exercise at home alone. I don't recommend you do this in a public gym!
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Now, one last thing about how visiting me might help some clients.
For some people it is not the massage itself but the chance to talk with someone - a complete stranger outside of your normal life - about these things. Some of my clients are receiving medical care, and have supportive partners and therapists but it can be good to just talk to someone else. I can't promise all tantric massage therapists will provide a good ear or have the time to talk but I certainly do my best.
Most of the time I will have spare time between sessions to talk (and there is no time limit and no extra charge) but occasionally I'll be pressed for time so if you know you'd like extra talking time it is always worth letting me know in an email message when you make the booking.
Hard to believe they are having a heat wave on the south coast while I'm wrapped up in a warm blanket here at home in the Midlands.
Still I have lots of heaters to supplement the central heating in my massage studio.
My clients strip off, and even when completely naked they shouldn't be cold when they come to be relaxed with me.
I aim for the room to be nice and toasty, plus I have a few addition tricks up my sleeve for extra pampering.
From Friday 21st July through to early September I may be flexible with my hours. So, just contact me by text or email if you want a short notice appointment or a time that isn't showing via my online booking system.
I might be able to fit you in.
This is because the kids are off school and have different commitments. I will only be going away for a few days, not weeks on end.
But I still won't be working evenings or night times.
I don't know why that should be.
I don't think it is so much to do with the heat as that we are all energised from the lengthy hours of day light.
All I can tell you is that in my experience July seems to be one of the busiest months for booking. However, the other busiest time of year is December and January, which is counter intuitive too.
You would think in July people are too busy with outdoor activities or too hot to want a massage. And in the heart of the winter you'd think it was too cold, dark and miserable, plus people have spent all their money on Christmas.
I don't understand it either.
I would warn you these are the busiest and best months if you are starting in this business. And if you are a client, expect the service providers to be booked up, so get ahead and book in advance.
I would be the first to tell you do not pay more than you can afford when you are treating yourself to a luxury.
I am sure you will find a massive range of prices. Now, let's consider what would you expect to pay?
Do your research.
For comparison you will find the typical price for a non-erotic massage in the UK in 2023 is £70ph, so naturally you can expect to pay about the same or more.
I currently charge £80 ph but it is a 2-hour session that I have allocated and the overwhelming majority of my clients stay with me for 2 hours a few stay a little longer and a few leave fairly quickly (quickly in my world means soon after the end of a 90 minute massage).
Very few clients are in my building for less than 1 hour 50 minutes.
However, looking at it another way, my massages are 90 minutes for £160, so you could say I charge £100 per hour.
Either way, I'm sure I have set my fee at the right level for a number of reasons:
£160 is a lot to spend.
It is a luxury.
If you wanted to spend half that amount then I won't see you but you could try to find people who offer shorter sessions. It won't be exactly the same but it will be within your budget.
Of course you should be wary of anything that sounds too cheap, there are a long list of things that can be wrong and dubious at the bottom end of things.
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If you want to make a booking to meet me here in Cheshire (near Stoke-on-Trent) it is best to book at least 1 day in advance.
The easiest and best way is to use my online booking system. It will show you my schedule so you will know whether I'm available or not and it will block out the session for you
The system will send you an email reminder they day before and a text message to your phone. And it will automatically tell you where to find me.
I will know you've booked: my phone pings with a notification, and your details appear on my calendar. If you attached a message, it might be a while before I see it, so if it is an important question then send me a message via email or text message or WhatApp with your question.
My automated online system is very handy for me but some clients can't use it for one reason or another. Fear not, there is an alternative: contact me directly.
If you contact me: I prefer text, WhatsApp or email, because I am rarely able to chat freely on the phone, I'm either driving or there are often people around.
Sometimes I'll get back to you fairly quickly but it can take a few hours; I will usually see your message within 12 hours.
But perhaps you want to book with another provider, not me. Check their website or advert. Some people specifically state they prefer you to phone and some will only take bookings via the phone. We are all different. Both what we do and how we run our businesses.
From time to time, if people are unable to get to visit me due to either my location or my working hours (I only work daytimes) I get enquiries about whether I know / can recommend service providers similar to me: unfortunately I don't. However, I know they are out there.
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I'm considering putting together a list of tantric or erotic and sensual massage providers in the UK. Do you think that would be useful? Can you recommend anyone? Leave a message or send me an email.
I never know what to make of April & May. April can be freezing, I've know heatwaves in recent years in May.
Fortunately the massage studio where I do my thing is in a solid old building that is naturally cold.
There's quite a bit of energy to get it warm enough in the winter, but it stays very reasonable in the summer - so much so that i might be tempted to sleep there!
On the hottest of days last year when the car part was recording 40C and the official outside daily temperature reached 38 for several days in side my space stayed below 25C at all times, even without air con. In fact, it hardly touched 24C.
People who have visited will know I have a digital thermostat in the room and keep a close eye on the temperature.
But the down side to the hot weather is what to do about the warm towels?
It's part of the pampering to be wrapped in warm towels, and something you want want to experience in the middle of July. Cold towels out of the fridge just aren't the same.
Let's clear this up straight away: I do not use avocado oil on my clients. I always use grapeseed oil for all the reasons that make it the industry standard.
But if you are trying this at home I just wanted to throw this suggestion out there.
I use it at home for frying, on salads, and I've used it to moisturise my own skin.
I use other products too, of course including other oils.
I use plenty of hemp, rape, and olive oil plus coconut oil, all depending on what I've got in the cupboard and what I'm making. I have no qualms about swapping one oil for another and changing flavours.
Anyway, if you love avocados, don't over look their oil.
At least monthly I will have a text message conversation that goes something like this:
Message: Are you available tomorrow?
Me: No, but I'm available plenty of other times, you can look at my schedule and book in advance.
Message: I'm only available tomorrow.
Me: Sorry, I'm booked. Plan more in advance next time.
Message: If you get a cancellation let me know.
At this point I don't know what to say.
Never say never, the booked person might just cancel right then and it all works out.
Cancelling a Sensual Massage
What I want to tell the person behind the message is that doesn't often happen. Sometimes people cancel just the day before, but not often.
Occasionally people cancel on the same day, but that's really rare.
As for people just not showing up? Well, that's all most as rare as hens' teeth.
People do cancel. Lot's of people cancel and often. I have a simple online system so people can easily book and reschedule and cancel. Butt they normally do all those things way in advance.
Anyway, if someone does cancel the following morning - on the day of their appointment - should I really message a person who contact me the day before? That doesn't make sense to me.
Surely that person has already made other arrangements - I think this because the person has told me they have such limited free time that they only had one day to see me and they were unable to make any other date in the future. If they really want to see me then they would have looked at my schedule and made an appointment.
I also want to tell them that I am not scrabbling around trying to fill my diary. If a client cancels, I already have plenty of things to fill my time, so it isn't a problem for me.
That's all just about how I work - in my one person part-time operation. This isn't true for other businesses of course.
I could write the book on this one, and perhaps one day I will.
But who would buy it?
It's not going to be a best seller when I tell the truth: it is difficult and probably impossible to make a full-time living as a Lingam Massage Therapist.
That's not what anyone want to hear.
Especially nowadays when we're bombarded with averts for change your life and get rich methods. Honestly, if you want to get rich or even make above the average wage then do something else!
I'm always sceptical of those individuals who appear in the adverts saying:
"I started selling a niche product on line and now I work 5 minutes a day and make mega money."
Because if that's true, why are they sell courses to teach other people to do the same!
Everyone can see I have run my SEXY MASSAGE business in the same way for over a decade, so perhaps I've found the secret sauce and I'm keeping it to myself by warning other people not to even try it.
Hey, that would make sense: that's exactly what I would do!
The average income in the UK is something over £30,000 per year and in the last decade I have not made anything near that from offering my massage service. But if you were to start up in business you might well earn more than me if you do something differently.
These are some of the things that have kept my revenue (the income) low:
1. Limited hours - this has been my biggest constraint the entire time. I've had children and therefore the need to factor in their needs. I have never offered full time hours. I've never been available 48 weeks of the year.
2. Having outside premises as I don't work from home and this is a big expense. If you work from home you can cut your costs and travel issues. You do need to think about client parking and have an immaculate space for the clients including bathroom facilities.
3. In all the years I've offered my service in its current format (over a decade) it has always only been my secondary income. I run another business so I divide my time and attention. This suits me as I don't like having all my eggs in one basket, and I was easily able to pivot when we had lockdown for the pandemic.
If you set up your business offering 2 or 3 time slots per day morning and afternoon with the occasional evening and you were consistently available for at least 46 weeks per year then you would certainly have a good chance at gaining regular clients and earning more than me.*** Although that's not all there is to it.
Now, for some amusing stories... well, amusing to me anyway.
I've seen businesses start up and disappear within a year, some of them have copied my business completely down to tiny details. Some of those details which I started are now very much standard. I'm fairly certain that it was my website in 2011 that was the first to tell clients the exact time allocated for the massage and the time allocated for conversations and getting changed
It used to be that all other sites would simple advertise a 1 hour massage, when they actually meant a 30-40 minute massage.
Initially, I promised my massage would be at least 75 minutes. I was twice as expensive as the massage parlours in my area but offering a session that would be twice as long. And when clients came to me they knew exactly what they'd get and how much it would cost: which was all vague and hidden in massage parlours.
Anyway, over the many years various people have set up copy-cat businesses to me and extremely close to me when I was based in Kent (2 or 3 times they were located within 1 mile) without actually doing all their research. They opened, they closed. They didn't see the success they were hoping for.
Now clients do talk. And a few will visit all the services. So I did get to hear about the differences from the client's perspectives. It is my impression that my competitors did two things different from me:
1. overestimated the number of clients that would see and therefore were disappointed with the financial return.* remember I've never needed it to make a FT income.
2. underestimated the attention to detail required for every aspect that wasn't the actually massage service: things like excellent clean facilities and extra time for talking.
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Are you still with me?
Have I put you off?
Have you realised this business isn't the route to giving up your day job and making more money than ever before.
DO NOT GIVE UP THE DAY JOB
This kind of work is ideal if:
1. You already have the perfect premises and don't need to invest money in a separate building (because the chances are that will never pay out for you).
2. You only need to work PT hours and can be flexible with those hours. Note: almost all of the clients will want daytime appointments. You will find hardly any demand for 7pm or later.
3. You aren't under financial pressure because you do have a different main income.
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That is the Reality Check delivered
Now, if this kind of work is ideal for you now that you have had the reality check then get down to the nitty gritty of doing the work. That really could be a book, or a course. Perhaps I could offer a mentorship.
I didn't start doing this overnight. If you have any thoughts comments or questions I'd love to hear them.
From time to time, I'm asked if I could do a 1-hour erotic massage service.
The short answer is NO.
But let me explain a little bit about my thinking.
The Cheshire based YLM Approach to Lingam & Erotic Sexy Massage:
* I aim to provide a slow unhurried pampering service
* it is self-indulgent self-care for clients who don't have to rush to an appointment afterwards. They aren't under pressure for time and neither am I.
* If they have work, my clients usually book to see me when they have a day off.
* Many of my clients are single, some are widowers, some have complex emotional and physical issues.
* Many of my clients have come to talk about personal matters (usually after they get to know me) in addition to the 90-minutes of massage.
* Allowing time before and after and including clean up, I actually allow 3-4 hours for each session and each session does take a minimum of 3 hours of my time and a surprising amount of mental energy. I really enjoy the sessions, they are relaxing and satisfying but still take energy from me.
Contrast all that with:
The Fast Service Massage Parlour Happy Ending Mentality
The people who are looking for a session of 1-hour or less are:
* looking for something very different from what I offer
* approaching me with a completely different mindset to my typical clients
* looking for a quickie massage with hand relief "happy ending" and they want to squeeze it into their busy day.
* Careful with their money and have limited funds - I can totally understand and respect this. The point about pampering and treats is that sometimes we have to save up for them. But also my service won't be for everyone so I hope no one spends their money with me if it is not what they are looking for. I only have the time to see about 3 clients per week on average.
Apples and tomatoes are two completely different types of fruit.
The same is true of comparing my specialist erotic massage or Lingam Massage to a standard massage parlour service.
If you are looking for a quick service and to be in and out within 60 minutes so the masseuse can get ready for the next client straight after you - then that is what you should look for.
It's difficult to imagine getting sensual and sexy when it's freezing outside.
Fear not. I have a heated massage bed with thick comfy padding and so far no complaints, if you don't count the people who said they thought they might fall sleep after I'd finished with them.
No Rush Sensual Massage
I don't mind if people fall asleep. I have all the time to spare and no reason to rush anyone out of the door. Sleep snore, dribble and be happy... I'm fine with all that.
But often my clients have things planned for the rest of the day.
So, as I was saying, so far I have successfully kept people warm and comfortable. In fact, last week while it was a bitter shade of ZERO outside he was almost in danger of becoming too warm in my room. That's OK - I'm happy to turn all the heating off. No one has to cook like a turkey at Christmas.
But if anyone isn't warm enough, they only have to speak up because I have warm over blankets too.
This image isn't me! And there are no winged birds of prey in the building. But sometimes I feel like this lady (on the inside).
Image found at Pixebay https://pixabay.com/photos/magic-owl-flower-mistress-night-1285540/
Sexy Massage at Christmas
If you are thinking of visiting me over the coming weeks I have left open every possible date except 25th December (I've got something go on that day!), so that you can make a booking to suit you.
However, as sessions fill up I will block out others because I will not be doing a massage every day. You will not be able to book a massage for the same day. I would recommend you book well in advance if possible.
Do People Go For Sexy Massages At Christmas?
Yes. In my long experience lots of people want to pamper themselves in December when the dark nights are long, the short days are too short and we feel cold and worn down.
It is always a busy month. If you are thinking of treating yourself, book early and know you are not alone.
Well, because that's where I live, somewhere between Manchester and Stoke-on-Trent, not too far from Crewe or The Peak District.
It's a perfect location. Beautiful. Rural. And accessible.
TBH, it's only just into the North-West, it is also on the border with the West Midlands.
But WHY a Lingam Massage?
I trained as a massage therapist but it seemed to me that massage is personal, private, and it can be very sensual and erotic. Often it makes sense to massage MORE of the body -- EVERY INCH!
Also, I'm a broad minded person and interested in other sex, happiness and people. It's something I realised I can offer to the world to actually improve people's lives. Put a real smile on their faces and make them feel good.
So, Why Not Do It for Charity?
Ha! Ha! Seriously, I've kids to support and bills to pay, just like everyone else. My current rate, £80ph, is a reasonable rate to pay and still makes it worthwhile for my time.
As always - my answer applies to me and the massage that I do; it is not a general answer that applies to everyone.
The people who visit me may have a number of different reasons for booking an appointment; here are some:
6 Reasons People Book a Tantric Massage:
I might be able to help them achieve their goals. In fact, I really do my best to help my clients get the experience they are looking for.
These things are a normal part of my sessions, so take them as given: If you are just hoping to:
Most clients do experience feelings - both physical and emotional - that are intense, unexpected, and out of the ordinary. I can't guarantee miracles (but you never know).
In order to get there it is vital that YOU (the client) relax and give yourself over to what is happening. And my role is to help you achieve this.
By setting the scene, laying my hands on your body, and taking my time, I will guide you from the stressed person who left the in the car park to the person who is flying high without a care in the world.
I will help you to relax, and I have various techniques for this - more than just physical touch.
One More Common Reason to Book a Tantric Session
If you are hoping for more than erotic relaxation (and amazing orgasms), then do talk to me.
Not all clients what to talk, and that's OKAY; most just come along just for the experience in that session.
Others want to take away tips to improve their sex life: that's understandable.
Ask me, I'm happy to share my knowledge.
What Else Can I Expect from a Tantra Session?
Over the years, people have come to talk to me about a whole variety of issues that I might be able to help with. I'm not a doctor, a nurse, or a lawyer... I will recommend you get expert advice if you need it.
Many just want a second opinion from a friendly stranger: often about:
A common question I hear: Is this normal?
A common statement: I have an intimate problem...
Through the session, we will make a connection. People trust me.
Yes, I talk with people about an amazing range of things - if they want to. Just as our bodies are a connected whole (so I don't focus on just one area), so are our lives. Different unrelated things spill over to affect other parts of our lives. That's okay.
Don't worry, if you don't want to talk, that's okay too.
The room is ready: lighting, music, and equipment are all in place.
And heating - it's much colder in Cheshire than in my previous place in Kent.
I've taken the precaution of buying a heat mat for underneath, a heated blanket for on top, as well as the central heating and a bonus electric heater.
I'm leaving nothing to chance because clients do not want to be cold. no matter the running cost, I will not be reducing the room temperature.
Oh, in case you are wondering what temperature I aim for when you are having a massage: around the client, I would expect the area to be at least 21C, but I'd aim for 24C.
I am back in business after a very long break.
And my new streamlined website covers all the relevant information in only 2 pages, far fewer pages than the older version.
Check it out: UK Lingam Massage dot co dot uk
I will be back in business this summer offering lingam massage services to MATURE men over the age of 50.
My break from the business became an extended break of more than 2 years due to the pandemic. I don't know about you but I filled lockdown time with cake!
And I offer a service to women.
Trans people are welcome.
Sorry young guys, I'm not for you.
I will soon be able to let you know more detail, but here is a quick rundown of what you need to know:
Premises: I am above a shop on a busy High Street. I am near a big free car park and a train station so it will be easy to get to me. But you must be able to walk, you can't park outside my premises and you will have to come up a flight of steep stairs.
Important to note:
It is for a 90-minute session + there is time to talk before & after. My service is no rush.
I wear a massage therapist's uniform throughout the session, I do not dress up in sexy lingerie or anything else. I will not be naked by you will be.
Don't be nervous will put you completely at ease - I have plenty of experience at this.
I see ONE client only per day _ so I am fresh and full of energy & you will be completely pampered.
The appointments are in the morning, typically starting at 10 am ( I can make it a little earlier or later if you prefer).
I'm really looking forward to getting back to it.
UPDATE: East Cheshire location near M6, email address, how to book, book online via my online calendar, full details on my website: UKLingamMassage.co.uk
