Tantric Massage in the UK

 I frequently hear from clients that they've had massages at other places with other women and the experience was very different to what they had with me.

Sometimes, NEW-to-me clients will say they know what to expect as they've had a tantric massage before. 

I would warn that the terms MASSAGE or TANTRA can encompass many different types of experience. You may have had a massage or a tantric massage but that doesn't mean it will be anything like the experience available with me.

We are all unique.

Not all massages are the same. 

Not all tantric massages are the same.

One problem is that any woman hoping to earn a little extra money can set up as a tantric massage therapist with no knowledge at all. Tantric and massage being the "KEYWORDS" but almost meaningless.  Some people will offer a massage but actually have no idea how to do it. 

***Stroking, tickling, scratching or sex acts are not massages!!!!***

Partly you get out of it what you put in to it.

When you visit me for an erotic sexy tantric massage, my advice is:

* Get rid of your preconceived ideas and go in openminded.

* As the client you are expected to do nothing so don't try to guide the session.

* As much as possible relax. Close your eyes. Concentrate on your own body or your breathing if that helps.

You aren't in charge! You aren't in control! Enjoy it!

Lingam Massage and Penile Hypospadias

You can read about Hypospadias, but in my job I've had my eyes opened to something that I might have never otherwise known about.

I'm almost 60 years of age and rarely have I come across it mentioned by anyone ever.

I was surprised when I first saw a man ejaculate with the white stuff shooting out of a place far from where I had expected it to emerge. 

I was about 30 years of age then.

Since then I've see so many I've lost count. I have noticed that while most men's slit is on the crown, there isn't a consistent exact location. That opening is all over the place! And sometimes at the ridge rather than within the smoothed dome area.

Even though I've seen thousands, I have still only seen a hand full of dicks with an opening someway down the shaft. I don't know how rare that is but by my own experience it's less than 1 in 1,000; perhaps 5 in 10,000? 

I don't think anyone should be worried about this. 

If a body is healthy and works okay then something a little unusual isn't a big deal.

What is Erotic Massage and is it Legal in the UK

 An erotic massage is a massage that is sexy and intended to get you aroused.

Exactly what is involved will vary from person to person so my service will not be the same as an erotic massage offered by someone else.

Will you have an orgasm? That is usual.

But is Erotic Massage Legal?

I remember a client calling me to tell me they were approaching my house but there was a police car outside. 

I went to my window to have a look because I had no knowledge of this. They must have been visiting a neighbour.

Police aren't something I worry about because I am not involved in anything criminal.

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As of the time of writing (July 2024) yes it is legal for a customer to pay for an erotic massage.

In fact, sexual services are legal in the UK mostly. However, things related to prostitution can be illegal. 

For example:

1) it is legal to pay a person for sex, it is illegal to approach women in the streets offering to pay them for sex.

2) it is legal to pay an adult who has the legal right to work in the UK, it is not legal to engage with traffickers so as to get access to sex slaves and children.

There are thousands of legit sex workers in the UK so you are unlikely to come across traffickers unless you go some very dodgy routes. In particular be very wary of any business where women provide a service but men make the arrangements. 

Penis Problems and Massage

 I can't promise that a massage will sooth all your problems away, but whatever issue you may have with your penis, I'll have seen it before. You aren't all that strange.

Sometimes, the problem is all in your head -- the one on top of your shoulders.

I mean, sometimes men think they have a problem just because they don't look like the stud in porn or because they can't perform like they used to when they were 21 years of age.

There are somethings that make you unique and perhaps a quirky unusual penis is one of those things -- that doesn't mean it is a problem. It doesn't have to be a problem unless you let it.

Okay, perhaps you don't want to stand out because of your particular erection -- but it is what it is, so perhaps there are ways to work with what you've got. 

And perhaps it would help if you realised other men have other difficulties to handle.

Here's a list of unique MALEness -- don't let it stop you enjoying your life:

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Common problems that men might experience with their penises, which can make sex difficult or embarrassing and affect their self-confidence:

1. Erectile Dysfunction (ED): Difficulty achieving or maintaining an erection.
2. Premature Ejaculation: Reaching orgasm too quickly during sex.
3. Delayed Ejaculation: Difficulty or inability to reach orgasm and ejaculate.
4. Peyronie's Disease: Development of fibrous scar tissue inside the penis causing curved, painful erections.
5. Phimosis: Inability to retract the foreskin over the glans penis.
6. Penile Cancer: A rare form of cancer affecting the skin or tissues of the penis.
7. Micropenis: An unusually small penis, potentially leading to self-esteem issues.
8. Penile Hypospadias: Birth defect where the urethral opening is not at the tip of the penis, potentially causing functional and cosmetic concerns.
9. Low Libido: Reduced sexual desire.
10. Varicocele: Enlarged veins within the scrotum that can affect testicular function and aesthetics.
11. Penile Sensitivity: Either reduced sensitivity leading to difficulty in achieving orgasm or increased sensitivity leading to discomfort.
12. Aesthetic Concerns: Worries about the appearance of the penis, including size, shape, or skin conditions like warts or moles.
13. Anorgasmia: Difficulty reaching orgasm despite sufficient stimulation.
14. Retrograde Ejaculation: Semen entering the bladder instead of exiting through the penis during ejaculation.
15. Psychological Factors: Anxiety, depression, or other mental health issues affecting sexual performance and confidence.
16. Performance Anxiety: Fear of not performing well sexually, which can lead to ED or other sexual dysfunctions.
17. Penile Trauma: Injury to the penis, which can cause pain, deformity, and difficulty with sexual function.
18. Hormonal Imbalances: Low testosterone levels affecting libido and sexual performance.
19. Penile Curvature: Natural curvature of the penis that might make certain sexual positions difficult or painful.
20. Cultural or Religious Guilt: Feelings of shame or guilt about sexual activity due to cultural or religious beliefs.

Do go seek medical advice when you need it.

* Go see a GP or a nurse.

* If you are not sure then call 111 - it might be easier talking to a stranger over the phone at first.

* Or seek help via the NHS sexual health services NHS sexual health services.

Sensual Massage in Warm Room in East Cheshire

 I can't believe I have the heating set to come on automatically each morning for a little while.

Not at home! I quite like the fresh hurricane blasting through my living quarters and my inner sanctum staying below 20C.

But at work - in my massage studio - it's essential I keep it warm for the comfort of my clients. A few degrees warmer than my home.

Of course the heated bed helps.

Well, I'm available 7 days a week, though I will be away for about 7 days in the summer when I hope we'll have less rain and wind.

 It is July! I think we were looking at record breaking temperatures in the high 30s this time last year. I'm one of the weird people who'd rather have it like this than that.

Erotic massage near me in Staffordshire/Cheshire

 And up I pop.

I'm not all things for all people. Don't call me expecting a sales patter to convince you to visit me.

I won't tell you I am beautiful or promise you the moon on a stick.

I can tell you I do one thing and ne thing only.

I am very good at that one thing.

If you are looking for this one thing then you will be pleased you visited me.

If you are expecting something else that isn't mentioned on my website then you really should turn away.

Most men ** get it** but some think there is a Magic secret that will only be revealed later. Perhaps they need to offer more money or turn up and try to grope me. 

There's no secret.

I use my hands and hope you will close your eyes and open your mind. Relax and let the magic happen.

That's all.

There's no incense.

No drugs.

No special prayers.

You can keep your religion and I will keep my clothes on.

Erections and Orgasms After Prostate Removal

The news was a shock, and going through the procedure was tough. Your first information point should be the medical team that looks after you.

But of course, you want to talk to me about it.

Lots of men do.

I see them before and after the operation - soon after and years after.

Things You Should Know About Sex, Erections, And Orgasms After a Prostatectomy

I see men who come to me after having this major life-changing surgery with so many questions. Here's what I want you to know.

1. It does not have to be the end of your sex life.
2. You might have erections again, but give it time. Expect a slow recovery.
3. But you have to work at that recovery - use it- stimulate it - don't neglect it and expect it to work in 3 years' time (honestly, I met men who do this).
4. You can have orgasms without erections - it is incredible to me how many men don't know this.

I regularly see men who orgasm without an erection - it isn't unusual.

Your Partner - You can still have sexy times and pleasure your partner without an erection - it's time to get imaginative, and your partner will love it! At the very least, you should be using your mouth and your fingers as a big part of your sex life with your life-long love partner.

Your Pleasure -- It might be time to learn new things about your body as you enter this new phase in your life. But it isn't over. It's an exciting new journey with lots of good and amazing times ahead.

My last blog was on the subject of erectile dysfunction, you might want to take a look at it.

On the subject of post-prostate:

I also wrote about it on my website blog click here to be taken there.

Massage And Erectile Disfunction

If there is one issue that is the top of the list of concerns for my clients it is erectile disfunction (EDF) of one form or another,

Yes, there are many different forms. 

• Some have had a prostate operation and have EDF as a side effect.
• Some men can't get hard.
• Some can't stay hard for long.
• Some wish they got harder...
• Some worry too much about their performance in the bedroom.
• Some wish they got bigger... perhaps that's another story.

Where there's a problem there is a Snake-Oil Salesman ready to sell you an (expensive) FAST miracle cure.

Speaking of oil, you may have heard massage or oil or massage with oil will solve all your problems.

There is NO scientific evidence to support the claim that any kind of oil can cure erectile dysfunction (ED). Just do not waste your time with "essential oils" to harden your rod....

Having said that, you want to get to and treat the root cause of your problem and oils might help with that -- even if it's a placebo effect.

Forget oils.

ED is a complex condition with various potential causes including physiological, psychological, and lifestyle factors. Treatment typically involves addressing underlying health issues, lifestyle changes, and sometimes medications or other medical interventions.

• Sometimes it really is all in the mind. 
• And another thing can be if you don't lose it you use it.  

but don't leave it to chance... the symptoms might be due to medical reasons that can be treated.

If you're experiencing ED, it's important to consult with a healthcare professional - that's what I'm going to tell you when I meet you.

Nevertheless, many clients are helped by seeing me first, knowing they can talk to me in confidence about their myriad concerns.

I want to set your mind at rest.

The chances are it's NO BIG DEAL [sorry about the pun] it's temporary and can be resolved.

Some clients have visited me: 

• to test whether their EDF issues are something they only experience with their current partner.
• due to concerns about being intimate with a new person when they start dating after a long period of celibacy
• are already being treated for the health condition that causes EDF
• are on medicine that causes EDF
• They have recently had an operation related to their EDF.

Whatever your issue, it isn't unique.

I can't cure the problem but 

I may be able to set your mind at rest and

I am someone to talk to about your concerns.

Feeling Guilty About Sexuality? Embrace nature and loving touch!

It makes no sense to feel guilty about normal physical urges that don't harm anyone else.

Unfortunately, we live in a repressive society that makes people feel guilty for the way their bodies and minds naturally work.

Sensitive nerve endings cover our bodies.

Our skin responds to touch -- it craves it.

The pandemic taught us how important human connection is - reaching out for physical comfort in person.

People shouldn't be lonely and isolated when there is no reason for it.

What if you don't have a spouse? Does that mean you should suppress your natural desires and resign yourself to loneliness? 

No! 

Companionship and physical intimacy shouldn't be reserved solely for those in long term romantic relationships. 

Human beings are inherently social creatures, and we all crave connection in one form or another.

Fortunately, there are countless ways to fulfill our need for human interaction and physical touch.

Friends, family, and platonic relationships can provide immense emotional support and physical comfort. Hugs, cuddles, and friendly gestures are not exclusive to romantic partners—they are expressions of human connection that can be shared among friends, acquaintances, and even strangers.

Moreover, society's obsession with romantic love as the ultimate source of fulfillment overlooks the richness of other types of relationships. Platonic love, self-love, and community bonds are valuable and rewarding. 

But sometimes, all your friends, family, and social groups aren't enough and cannot give you what you need.

Instead of feeling guilty or ashamed for our natural desires, we should embrace them as part of our humanity. 

Prioritize well-being and happiness without succumbing to societal pressures or judgment. After all, life is too short to deny the joy of human connection and the pleasures of physical touch.

Of course, - I am not advocating you break the shackles and commit crimes - if your urges do involve harming others or do involve something criminal in your location, then seek some other kind of help.

Booking a Sensual Massage at the end of March

 Don't forget the clocks change for British Summer Time.

In other words Time Springs Forwards.

You might lose an hour's sleep???

Or why not just allow yourself some extra sleep this weekend. No pressure! Relax. Set yourself up for summer.

A good many of my clients fall asleep at the end of their session with me. We nneed more relaxation time in this hectic world.

North Staffordshire Sensual Massage

 How far would you travel for a sexy erotic massage? 

Perhaps it isn't measured in miles but in time.

I'm near the M6 but it can get so snarled up you might be stuck on there for (what seems like) days.

As I'm at Alsager, the A50 and the A34 aren't all that far away. I prefer to stick to the A roads myself.

I don't know how far you would travel but i see clients from far far away.

Often those coming hundreds of miles or more have planed ahead and worked out that I'm on their route from one place to another.

However I see a fair number of people who travel over an hour just to see me, which reminds me of how important and unique is the service that I provide.

I suppose I should say there are very rare occasions I will cancel, which include ill health in the family or being snowed in. It happens sometimes. We can usually predict the weather at least a day in advance.

A new spring thing

 The brighter sky and longer days may have put you in the mood to try an erotic massage or new sensual touch... it certainly lightens the mood and just makes us feel more cheerful.

Spring is natures time for renewal and new growth so an obvious time to push your boundaries and try something new.

I asked Chatgpt to write a poem about it, but I have to conclude it isn't going to be getting a  Poet Laureate position any time soon.

Of all the seasons, spring's the one, Where nature's urges cannot be undone. With a twinkle in the robin's eye, And a blush on the tulip nearby.

In the meadow, where daisies sway, Spring's sensuality comes out to play. The sun caresses the earth's warm skin, As desire ignites with a mischievous grin.

Butterflies flutter in a delicate dance, While rabbits frolic in a passionate trance. The bees buzz with an amorous hum, As springtime seduction begins to drum.

The breeze whispers secrets in the trees, As petals fall like love's guarantees. The scent of blossoms fills the air, A symphony of sensuality beyond compare.

So let's embrace this season's call, And surrender to spring's sensual thrall. For in the dance of life's grand play, Springtime's passion holds sway!

Sexy Valentines Day for Single Older Men

 Do all those pink and red hearts get you hot and bothered even when it's close to freezing outside?

Or do they hurt your heart?

Make you feel lonely?

Remind you of the love of your life who isn't around?

There's no better time to come visit me in Cheshire for personal pampering than when the media and shops are promoting romance! In my working world, I promise a complete absence of fluffy, sugary, pink candyfloss themes.

If you are perpetually single - and like it that way - and don't relate to this holiday.

You aren't the only one - you are in good company.

Or divorced

Or widowed

Or bereaved 

and grieving

You aren't alone

You always have — you.

The person with you through the good times and the bad, the one who's always there for you: YOU!

I recommend personal self-indulgent pampering, which I'm sure you deserve.

I am no Goddess: Erotic Massage & The Spirit & Religion

I'm just an ordinary middle aged English woman who has always tried to live a good and honest life - to get by, pay my bills, and look after my family. Who has always wanted to improve the world and help people. 

And a person who has faults and weaknesses and has made mistakes - so MANY mistakes.

I'm probably a lot like you!

I wonder about the meaning of it all.

I have some answers but more questions!

When you visit me I'm not going to impose my thoughts and interpretations of the world onto you. My clients come from all walks of life, all nationalities, all religions. Many are business men and leaders in the community. Some are a little bit famous in their particular field.

No one has it all sorted.

We all have doubts, concerns, and fears.

SEXUALITY is a big mystery for some people who have managed great success in many areas of their life.

I meet men who have focused on some areas of life and neglected others.

SEXUALITY often isn't talked about. It's neglected. And it gets wrapped up in shame.

That's a great shame.

We are sexual creatures.

If you are religious then you can be sure God made you that way, gave you sexuality, gave you those urges. And you can be sure your spouse has needs as well.

If you're not religious, perhaps you have a logical mind and don't want to be dominated by "base" desires but the bother you nonetheless. 

But we seek pleasure, and comfort, food and safety because these are the things that keep us alive and make life worth living. 

We ALL value the things we enjoy.

...perhaps you enjoy sports, or music, or having fun and great food with your friends and family. 

...well, your sexuality should be another source or joy.

And if you want that joy in your life but aren't finding it, then perhaps you need help to discover it.

* People benefit from being sexually satisfied. 

* And happy satisfied people make for a better society.

People come to me for what I can do with my hands - the 90 minute sexy massage - the thrill, the experiment, the relief.

Some people come because of their problems - especially, most often trouble with erections or orgasms and ejaculation.

But I'm an experienced counsellor with a mountain of knowledge on the subject of sex and sexuality and I'm happy to talk and listen in confidence.

Ten years ago I wrote this blog about Tantric Massage & spirituality. Today I notice a typo in it! Oh well.

Have You Got the Time for A Tantric Massage?

I pencil in 2 hours for each session because my clients are in my place for 2 hours on average. The actual full body massage is 90 minutes. 

I've done it thousands of times so I can be certain 90 minutes is a good amount of time and I tell my clients that's what they should expect. I have done longer and shorter sessions in the past, so experience tells me 90 minutes is best for the way I work, and it suits most clients.

Looking for a Quick Tantric Session?

I'm sure it is possible. But it is not something I want to offer.

I think people who ask for A QUICKIE are looking for something else. They are looking for hand relief and perhaps they are on a limited budget. 

But that's not what I'm offering.

One Hour Lingam Massage

Some people say they only have an hour to spare. An hour isn't long enough. And the service I offer isn't something you squeeze into a spare hour in a busy day. You want to have free time after your session, not rush back to work.

30 minutes! Do You Just want a Hand Job?

A hand job is a part of it but it isn't the whole of it. 

It's like you can go to the Chip Shop and buy a bag of chips but in a restaurant chips would be the side order and you'd spend a longer amount of time enjoying all of the flavours and textures building up to a delicious pudding.

Actually, perhaps a cake would have been a better example than chips. You can go to a shop and just buy cake. or you can go to a restaurant and eat a meal which costs more, takes longer, and satisfies you in a different way.

You will find people offering a 30 minute or 1 hour sexy massage/ tantric massage/ or lingam massage. And they may well offer a wonderful service. But it will not be the same thing. 

Tantric Massage in Staffordshire, West Midlands, UK

 Where are you? I'm here, where are you?

I'm located on the geographical border of Staffordshire and Cheshire, which puts me within reach of 2 regions: The West Midlands and The North West.

It's tricky. Say you're in the North West and people think Manchester, or Birmingham for the West Midlands. I'm not in either of those cities and it's a fair trek from both of them. But I do get visitors regularly from: Wigan, Liverpool, Wolverhampton, Manchester, Stoke-on-Trent, and Stafford.

Guys travel to see me and will work me in to their route when they travel for business.

I don't travel far but I do have to travel to work so I won't be working when we're snowed in and I don't want to encourage you to take to the roads then either.

Lingam Massage and Erectile Dysfunction

 Use it or lose, the saying goes.

I say many clients who are having penis problems either and ask me if lingam massage will help.

Apart from a straight yes or no there are many answers I could opt for and the two most honest ones are:

a) it might do, it all depends on the cause

b) you should see a doctor.

but there are also these thoughts:

c) I don't know but it can't hurt to try!

d) Why not have fun trying?

While I have seen people with many different issues and concerns the two most common are:

• they can't get or maintain an erection
• they have problems related to orgasms (eg: too soon or can't achieve one).

First, let's make sure you understand a few of the basics:

1. Even if you can't get an erection things can still feel great. You can still have an orgasm.

2. Orgasm and ejaculation aren't the same thing. Some men have orgasms without ejaculating.

3. Whatever is going on in your mind can have an impact on performance. If may be that you need to relax and overcome your mental block. It sounds easy, but it isn't.

4. Problems might be a symptom of a medical issue. You should see a doctor if this persists.

How Might Lingam Massage Help with Erectile Dysfunction?

Some clients have a partner but come to visit me to test out how their body reacts with someone else away from the pressure to give a great performance. 

It is worth noting that as I stay clothed and only use hands many clients feel very safe with me and do not feel they are "cheating". Many clients have also discussed their visit to me with their partners.  

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Regular or frequent lingam massage treatment may also help some people - this doesn't have to be visiting a service provider but can include Do It Yourself.

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Unfortunately may people are weighed down with guilt and shame when it comes to the subject of sex or masturbation. 

I have seen clients who have not had any sexual outlet for years. They want sex, but because they don't have a willing partner they are celibate.

Celibacy is perfectly okay for some people some of the time - if it suits you that's great. But it stands to reason that if a part of your body isn't used for a long time it isn't going to perform like an athlete when it is called upon to do a job after months or years of neglect.

If you sat in a chair for a year do you think you'd be able to get up and walk a mile one day?

Sexual pleasure is okay. 

It is natural. 

It is healthy.

No one should feel pressured into sex or masturbation, but people should feel okay about enjoying these things - in private - obviously!

We have two sayings:

* use if or lose it

* practice makes perfect.

So, using that part of your body should be considered as part of your regular exercise regime and you can exercise at home alone. I don't recommend you do this in a public gym!

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Now, one last thing about how visiting me might help some clients.

For some people it is not the massage itself but the chance to talk with someone - a complete stranger outside of your normal life - about these things. Some of my clients are receiving medical care, and have supportive partners and therapists but it can be good to just talk to someone else. I can't promise all tantric massage therapists will provide a good ear or have the time to talk but I certainly do my best.

Most of the time I will have spare time between sessions to talk (and there is no time limit and no extra charge) but occasionally I'll be pressed for time so if you know you'd like extra talking time it is always worth letting me know in an email message when you make the booking.

 

Warm & Sexy Lingam Massage in the North West

 Hard to believe they are having a heat wave on the south coast while I'm wrapped up in a warm blanket here at home in the Midlands.

Still I have lots of heaters to supplement the central heating in my massage studio.

My clients strip off, and even when completely naked they shouldn't be cold when they come to be relaxed with me.

I aim for the room to be nice and toasty, plus I have a few addition tricks up my sleeve for extra pampering.

Summer Holiday Hours July & August 2023

 From Friday 21st July through to early September I may be flexible with my hours. So, just contact me by text or email if you want a short notice appointment or a time that isn't showing via my online booking system. 

I might be able to fit you in.

This is because the kids are off school and have different commitments. I will only be going away for a few days, not weeks on end.

But I still won't be working evenings or night times.

July Is the Best Month For a Sensual Massage

 I don't know why that should be. 

I don't think it is so much to do with the heat as that we are all energised from the lengthy hours of day light.

All I can tell you is that in my experience July seems to be one of the busiest months for booking. However, the other busiest time of year is December and January, which is counter intuitive too.

You would think in July people are too busy with outdoor activities or too hot to want a massage. And in the heart of the winter you'd think it was too cold, dark and miserable, plus people have spent all their money on Christmas.

I don't understand it either. 

I would warn you these are the busiest and best months if you are starting in this business. And if you are a client, expect the service providers to be booked up, so get ahead and book in advance.

How Much for An Erotic Massage in the UK?

I would be the first to tell you do not pay more than you can afford when you are treating yourself to a luxury.

I am sure you will find a massive range of prices. Now, let's consider what would you expect to pay?

Do your research.

For comparison you will find the typical price for a non-erotic massage in the UK in 2023 is £70ph, so naturally you can expect to pay about the same or more.

I currently charge £80 ph but it is a 2-hour session that I have allocated and the overwhelming majority of my clients stay with me for 2 hours a few stay a little longer and a few leave fairly quickly (quickly in my world means soon after the end of a 90 minute massage). 

Very few clients are in my building for less than 1 hour 50 minutes. 

However, looking at it another way, my massages are 90 minutes for £160, so you could say I charge £100 per hour.

Either way, I'm sure I have set my fee at the right level for a number of reasons:

1. I have plenty of repeat business in the free market where supply and demand set the price. 
2. I see those offering a similar service change a similar fee.

£160 is a lot to spend. 

It is a luxury.

If you wanted to spend half that amount then I won't see you but you could try to find people who offer shorter sessions. It won't be exactly the same but it will be within your budget.

Of course you should be wary of anything that sounds too cheap, there are a long list of things that can be wrong and dubious at the bottom end of things.

How to Book an Erotic Massage UK

If you want to make a booking to meet me here in Cheshire (near Stoke-on-Trent) it is best to book at least 1 day in advance. 

The easiest and best way is to use my online booking system. It will show you my schedule so you will know whether I'm available or not and it will block out the session for you

The system will send you an email reminder they day before and a text message to your phone. And it will automatically tell you where to find me. 

I will know you've booked: my phone pings with a notification, and your details appear on my calendar. If you attached a message, it might be a while before I see it, so if it is an important question then send me a message via email or text message or WhatApp with your question.

My automated online system is very handy for me but some clients can't use it for one reason or another. Fear not, there is an alternative: contact me directly. 

If you contact me: I prefer text, WhatsApp or email, because I am rarely able to chat freely on the phone, I'm either driving or there are often people around.

Sometimes I'll get back to you fairly quickly but it can take a few hours; I will usually see your message within 12 hours.

But perhaps you want to book with another provider, not me. Check their website or advert. Some people specifically state they prefer you to phone and some will only take bookings via the phone. We are all different. Both what we do and how we run our businesses.

From time to time, if people are unable to get to visit me due to either my location or my working hours (I only work daytimes) I get enquiries about whether I know / can recommend service providers similar to me: unfortunately I don't. However, I know they are out there.

so

I'm considering putting together a list of tantric or erotic and sensual massage providers in the UK. Do you think that would be useful? Can you recommend anyone? Leave a message or send me an email.

Erotic Massage: It's getting Hot in Cheshire

 I never know what to make of April & May. April can be freezing, I've know heatwaves in recent years in May.

Fortunately the massage studio where I do my thing is in a solid old building that is naturally cold. 

There's quite a bit of energy to get it warm enough in the winter, but it stays very reasonable in the summer - so much so that i might be tempted to sleep there!

On the hottest of days last year when the car part was recording 40C and the official outside daily temperature reached 38 for several days in side my space stayed below 25C at all times, even without air con. In fact, it hardly touched 24C.

People who have visited will know I have a digital thermostat in the room and keep a close eye on the temperature.

But the down side to the hot weather is what to do about the warm towels?

It's part of the pampering to be wrapped in warm towels, and something you want want to experience in the middle of July. Cold towels out of the fridge just aren't the same.

 

Avocado Oil & Erotic Massage

 Let's clear this up straight away: I do not use avocado oil on my clients. I always use grapeseed oil for all the reasons that make it the industry standard.

But if you are trying this at home I just wanted to throw this suggestion out there. 

I use it at home for frying, on salads, and I've used it to moisturise my own skin. 

I use other products too, of course including other oils. 

I use plenty of hemp, rape, and olive oil plus coconut oil, all depending on what I've got in the cupboard and what I'm making. I have no qualms about swapping one oil for another and changing flavours.

Anyway, if you love avocados, don't over look their oil.

Tantric Lingam Massage in Cheshire Available at Short Notice

 At least monthly I will have a text message conversation that goes something like this:

Message: Are you available tomorrow?

Me: No, but I'm available plenty of other times, you can look at my schedule and book in advance.

Message: I'm only available tomorrow.

Me: Sorry, I'm booked. Plan more in advance next time.

Message: If you get a cancellation let me know.

At this point I don't know what to say.

Never say never, the booked person might just cancel right then and it all works out.

Cancelling a Sensual Massage

What I want to tell the person behind the message is that doesn't often happen. Sometimes people cancel just the day before, but not often.

Occasionally people cancel on the same day, but that's really rare.

As for people just not showing up? Well, that's all most as rare as hens' teeth.

People do cancel. Lot's of people cancel and often. I have a simple online system so people can easily book and reschedule and cancel. Butt they normally do all those things way in advance.

Anyway, if someone does cancel the following morning - on the day of their appointment - should I really message a person who contact me the day before? That doesn't make sense to me.

Surely that person has already made other arrangements - I think this because the person has told me they have such limited free time that they only had one day to see me and they were unable to make any other date in the future. If they really want to see me then they would have looked at my schedule and made an appointment. 

I also want to tell them that I am not scrabbling around trying to fill my diary. If a client cancels, I already have plenty of things to fill my time, so it isn't a problem for me.

That's all just about how I work - in my one person part-time operation. This isn't true for other businesses of course.

How Can I Make Money Offering Lingam Massage, Yoni Massage, Tantric Massage

 I could write the book on this one, and perhaps one day I will.

But who would buy it?

It's not going to be a best seller when I tell the truth: it is difficult and probably impossible to make a full-time living as a Lingam Massage Therapist.

That's not what anyone want to hear.

Especially nowadays when we're bombarded with averts for change your life and get rich methods. Honestly, if you want to get rich or even make above the average wage then do something else!

I'm always sceptical of those individuals who appear in the adverts saying: 

"I started selling a niche product on line and now I work 5 minutes a day and make mega money." 

Because if that's true, why are they sell courses to teach other people to do the same!  

Everyone can see I have run my SEXY MASSAGE business in the same way for over a decade, so perhaps I've found the secret sauce and I'm keeping it to myself by warning other people not to even try it.

Hey, that would make sense: that's exactly what I would do! 

The average income in the UK is something over £30,000 per year and in the last decade I have not made anything near that from offering my massage service.  But if you were to start up in business you might well earn more than me if you do something differently. 

These are some of the things that have kept my revenue (the income) low:

1. Limited hours - this has been my biggest constraint the entire time. I've had children and therefore the need to factor in their needs. I have never offered full time hours. I've never been available 48 weeks of the year.

2. Having outside premises as I don't work from home and this is a big expense. If you work from home you can cut your costs and travel issues. You do need to think about client parking and have an immaculate space for the clients including bathroom facilities.

3. In all the years I've offered my service in its current format (over a decade) it has always only been my secondary income. I run another business so I divide my time and attention. This suits me as I don't like having all my eggs in one basket, and I was easily able to pivot when we had lockdown for the pandemic.

If you set up your business offering 2 or 3 time slots per day morning and afternoon with the occasional evening and you were consistently available for at least 46 weeks per year then you would certainly have a good chance at gaining regular clients and earning more than me.*** Although that's not all there is to it.

Now, for some amusing stories... well, amusing to me anyway.

I've seen businesses start up and disappear within a year, some of them have copied my business completely down to tiny details. Some of those details which I started are now very much standard. I'm fairly certain that it was my website in 2011 that was the first to tell clients the exact time allocated for the massage and the time allocated for conversations and getting changed 

It used to be that all other sites would simple advertise a 1 hour massage, when they actually meant a 30-40 minute massage.

Initially, I promised my massage would be at least 75 minutes. I was twice as expensive as the massage parlours in my area but offering a session that would be twice as long. And when clients came to me they knew exactly what they'd get and how much it would cost: which was all vague and hidden in massage parlours.

Anyway, over the many years various people have set up copy-cat businesses to me and extremely close to me when I was based in Kent (2 or 3 times they were located within 1 mile) without actually doing all their research. They opened, they closed. They didn't see the success they were hoping for.

Now clients do talk. And a few will visit all the services. So I did get to hear about the differences from the client's perspectives. It is my impression that my competitors did two things different from me:

1. overestimated the number of clients that would see and therefore were disappointed with the financial return.* remember I've never needed it to make a FT income.

2. underestimated the attention to detail required for every aspect that wasn't the actually massage service: things like excellent clean facilities and extra time for talking.

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Are you still with me?

Have I put you off?

Have you realised this business isn't the route to giving up your day job and making more money than ever before.

DO NOT GIVE UP THE DAY JOB

This kind of work is ideal if:

1. You already have the perfect premises and don't need to invest money in a separate building (because the chances are that will never pay out for you).

2. You only need to work PT hours and can be flexible with those hours. Note: almost all of the clients will want daytime appointments. You will find hardly any demand for 7pm or later.

3. You aren't under financial pressure because you do have a different main income.

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That is the Reality Check delivered

Now, if this kind of work is ideal for you now that you have had the reality check then get down to the nitty gritty of doing the work. That really could be a book, or a course. Perhaps I could offer a mentorship.

I didn't start doing this overnight. If you have any thoughts comments or questions I'd love to hear them.

Slow & Sexy Erotic Massage is not the same as a Quick Rub with a Happy Ending

From time to time, I'm asked if I could do a 1-hour erotic massage service.

The short answer is NO.

But let me explain a little bit about my thinking.

The Cheshire based YLM Approach to Lingam & Erotic Sexy Massage:

* I aim to provide a slow unhurried pampering service 

* it is self-indulgent self-care for clients who don't have to rush to an appointment afterwards. They aren't under pressure for time and neither am I.

* If they have work, my clients usually book to see me when they have a day off. 

* Many of my clients are single, some are widowers, some have complex emotional and physical issues.

* Many of my clients have come to talk about personal matters (usually after they get to know me) in addition to the 90-minutes of massage.

* Allowing time before and after and including clean up, I actually allow 3-4 hours for each session and each session does take a minimum of 3 hours of my time and a surprising amount of mental energy. I really enjoy the sessions, they are relaxing and satisfying but still take energy from me.

Contrast all that with:

The Fast Service Massage Parlour Happy Ending Mentality

The people who are looking for a session of 1-hour or less are:

* looking for something very different from what I offer

* approaching me with a completely different mindset to my typical clients

* looking for a quickie massage with hand relief "happy ending" and they want to squeeze it into their busy day. 

* Careful with their money and have limited funds - I can totally understand and respect this. The point about pampering and treats is that sometimes we have to save up for them. But also my service won't be for everyone so I hope no one spends their money with me if it is not what they are looking for. I only have the time to see about 3 clients per week on average.

Apples and tomatoes are two completely different types of fruit.

The same is true of comparing my specialist erotic massage or Lingam Massage to a standard massage parlour service. 

If you are looking for a quick service and to be in and out within 60 minutes so the masseuse can get ready for the next client straight after you - then that is what you should look for.

Sensual Massage In Cheshire on Heated Massage Table

 It's difficult to imagine getting sensual and sexy when it's freezing outside. 

Fear not. I have a heated massage bed with thick comfy padding and so far no complaints, if you don't count the people who said they thought they might fall sleep after I'd finished with them.

No Rush Sensual Massage

I don't mind if people fall asleep. I have all the time to spare and no reason to rush anyone out of the door. Sleep snore, dribble and be happy... I'm fine with all that. 

But often my clients have things planned for the rest of the day.

So, as I was saying, so far I have successfully kept people warm and comfortable. In fact, last week while it was a bitter shade of ZERO outside he was almost in danger of becoming too warm in my room. That's OK - I'm happy to turn all the heating off. No one has to cook like a turkey at Christmas.

But if anyone isn't warm enough, they only have to speak up because I have warm over blankets too.

This image isn't me! And there are no winged birds of prey in the building. But sometimes I feel like this lady (on the inside).

Image found at Pixebay https://pixabay.com/photos/magic-owl-flower-mistress-night-1285540/

Sexy Massage at Christmas

If you are thinking of visiting me over the coming weeks I have left open every possible date except 25th December (I've got something go on that day!), so that you can make a booking to suit you. 

However, as sessions fill up I will block out others because I will not be doing a massage every day. You will not be able to book a massage for the same day. I would recommend you book well in advance if possible.

Do People Go For Sexy Massages At Christmas?

Yes. In my long experience lots of people want to pamper themselves in December when the dark nights are long, the short days are too short and we feel cold and worn down. 

It is always a busy month. If you are thinking of treating yourself, book early and know you are not alone.

Why do I Offer a Lingam Massage in North West England?

 Well, because that's where I live, somewhere between Manchester and Stoke-on-Trent, not too far from Crewe or The Peak District. 

It's a perfect location. Beautiful. Rural. And accessible.

TBH, it's only just into the North-West, it is also on the border with the West Midlands.

But WHY a Lingam Massage?

I trained as a massage therapist but it seemed to me that massage is personal, private, and it can be very sensual and erotic. Often it makes sense to massage MORE of the body -- EVERY INCH!

Also, I'm a broad minded person and interested in other sex, happiness and people. It's something I realised I can offer to the world to actually improve people's lives. Put a real smile on their faces and make them feel good.

So, Why Not Do It for Charity?

Ha! Ha! Seriously, I've kids to support and bills to pay, just like everyone else. My current rate, £80ph, is a reasonable rate to pay and still makes it worthwhile for my time.

 

What is the Purpose of A Tantric Massage?

 As always - my answer applies to me and the massage that I do; it is not a general answer that applies to everyone.

The people who visit me may have a number of different reasons for booking an appointment; here are some:

6 Reasons People Book a Tantric Massage:

• Curiosity - want to try something new.
• It was recommended to them by a friend in real life, in a book, or on the interweb.
• They hope to experience something "different" compared to their everyday life: a sort of escapism.
• For personal growth: They aim to learn something new about themselves and their sexuality.
• They want to improve their sex life.
• To relax and de-stress, using this in the same way as they might book a whole range of different therapies.

I might be able to help them achieve their goals. In fact, I really do my best to help my clients get the experience they are looking for. 

These things are a normal part of my sessions, so take them as given: If you are just hoping to:

• relax,
• do nothing but just feel what's done to you,
• have an extremely erotic time,
• have amazing orgasms.

Most clients do experience feelings - both physical and emotional - that are intense, unexpected, and out of the ordinary. I can't guarantee miracles (but you never know). 

In order to get there it is vital that YOU (the client) relax and give yourself over to what is happening. And my role is to help you achieve this. 

By setting the scene, laying my hands on your body, and taking my time, I will guide you from the stressed person who left the in the car park to the person who is flying high without a care in the world. 

I will help you to relax, and I have various techniques for this - more than just physical touch. 

One More Common Reason to Book a Tantric Session 

If you are hoping for more than erotic relaxation (and amazing orgasms), then do talk to me. 

Not all clients what to talk, and that's OKAY; most just come along just for the experience in that session.

Others want to take away tips to improve their sex life: that's understandable. 

Ask me, I'm happy to share my knowledge.

What Else Can I Expect from a Tantra Session?

Over the years, people have come to talk to me about a whole variety of issues that I might be able to help with. I'm not a doctor, a nurse, or a lawyer... I will recommend you get expert advice if you need it.

Many just want a second opinion from a friendly stranger: often about: 

• their bodies,
• their work,
• their sex lives,
• their relationships.

A common question I hear: Is this normal? 

A common statement: I have an intimate problem...

Through the session, we will make a connection. People trust me.

Yes, I talk with people about an amazing range of things - if they want to. Just as our bodies are a connected whole (so I don't focus on just one area), so are our lives. Different unrelated things spill over to affect other parts of our lives. That's okay.

Don't worry, if you don't want to talk, that's okay too.

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