Enjoy Erotic Massage

I am a lady in my early 50s. I enjoy giving erotic massages to mature clients aged 50+ . I've relocated to the Cheshire area, near M6, Stoke-on-Trent, The Peak District, and Crewe. Appointments are at my therapy studio at it's High Street location near j16 of M6. Bookings in advance via my website: link is below Car Park What 3 Words: intersect.public.link

Contact me to book

Emailing me?
I am taking bookings. Book via the diary link on page 2 of my website UkLingamMassage.co.uk

Friday 30 March 2012

Can't Get To Speak to me on the phone but want to book Lingam Massage

Check my availability first.  I only answer the phone at limited times, ie after 8.30 am, if not otherwise engaged.

Obviously I don't answer when with a client and also things may come up at the last moment (as happened Wed & Thur this week).
I reply to all emils so that is a definite way of making contact.

If you can't email. Just keep trying to get through by phone.  Some people do manage to make apts by phone. Most apt are booked in advance but some peope do get short notice same day appointments too.

Tuesday 27 March 2012

Can I fall asleep after the sexy nude massage?

I have noticed there are two types of men. There are those who jump up when the massage is over and in to their clothes so fast to go out and tackle the world.
Then there is the majority, they lie back when their time is up.  They really relax and sometimes do drift of to sleep.
Either way is OK with me.  I allow plenty of time between lingam massage appointments so that you do not have to rush out if you want a little time to savour the experience.

Wednesday 21 March 2012

Men looking for a Sexy Nude Massage may not have considered a Lingam Massage

To my mind massage does not = sexy but many people seem to thing it is a euphemism for sexual activities. A lingam massage, on the other hand, by definition involves stoking and caressing the penis.  My price structure, being between £160 to £190, reflects the pleasant environment, that I am also nude and the time dedicated to your pleasure.

For those looking for a sexy nude massage I really don't think you will find any better anywhere else.

Certainly, however, you will find people who charge lower prices, who are aiming to massage 5-10 men per day, who need you to be out within 45-60 minutes - so then you are not comparing like with like.

Tuesday 20 March 2012

Indulge Yourself with an Erotic Lingam Massage in Kent

Interesting insight today from one of my clients.  He said it seems selfish to simply lie back and enjoy - but he had obviously read my blog as well as the website and he knew that is exactly what happens here.
So he shut his eyes and let himself just enjoy my hands on his body.
At the end of the session he also took my advise and stayed on the massage table for perhaps 20 minutes or so, relaxing, drifting in and out of sleep and enjoying the music.  Very few men jump up and run away.  Warning - don't be in a hurry to get back to work!

I don't think selfishness comes in to it.  I think my erotic massage is a ME-TIME pampering session for a special treat, now and again.  It is not a way of life and not something you would want to do everyday.

Monday 19 March 2012

How to Make an appointment for a Lingam Massage in Kent

I get many emails asking how to make an appointment and it is simple as that, just email me! Most people do book in advance, sometimes weeks ahead and most people do make all the arrangements by email.  This all works most efficiently.

For those who do not want to use email, I am sorry I am hard to get hold of.  
I only answer the phone in the day time Mon-Fri from 8.30ish and most of the time it will go to ansa-phone because I am busy.  I only see 1 or at most 2 clients a day for Lingam Massages but these sessions are often for 2 hours.  

I do not make arrangements by Txt message and I do not usually reply to Texts (except to a client who has a session booked).  And please don't leave an ansa-phone message because I do not listen to those.

Once we have successfully made phone contact it should be easier from there. I do see a number of people who only contact me by phone.

Monday 12 March 2012

Erotic Massage with No Touching Please!

The vast majority of my clients have come to lay back and enjoy what is done to them, which is what they are supposed to do.
But now and again I get the odd man with wandering hands - I can only say this spoils it for them because it is annoying and distracting for me.  How can I focus on giving them a great time when I am being tickled, trying to dodge the hands, etc...?
There is Nothing on my website to suggest I will be cuddling or laying on top of the clients.  It also does not suggest or imply that fondling of any part of my body will be welcome.

What I want to say to those men is, No matter how innocent it may seem, when you gently hold my knee or my elbow it tickles and it prevents me going about what I was doing. It actually stops me giving you the lovely time you have paid for.

In perspective, I've only had 2 clients in the past 3 months with uncontrollable hands.  Most men are delighted to be totally passive, receiving all the pleasure, however, who knows what might be going on in their minds...

Sunday 4 March 2012

A 2 Hour Erotic Lingam Massage or Just 90 Minutes

Thinking about a 90 min or 2 hour session? With me it is not just a Lingam but a full body massage and so the main difference:
after about half an hour of massage to back, back of legs and feet the difference is  -
  • 45 minutes of erotic message laying on your back 
OR
  • well over an hour of my hands moving over the front of your body.