From time to time, I'm asked if I could do a 1-hour erotic massage service.
The short answer is NO.
But let me explain a little bit about my thinking.
The Cheshire based YLM Approach to Lingam & Erotic Sexy Massage:
* I aim to provide a slow unhurried pampering service
* it is self-indulgent self-care for clients who don't have to rush to an appointment afterwards. They aren't under pressure for time and neither am I.
* If they have work, my clients usually book to see me when they have a day off.
* Many of my clients are single, some are widowers, some have complex emotional and physical issues.
* Many of my clients have come to talk about personal matters (usually after they get to know me) in addition to the 90-minutes of massage.
* Allowing time before and after and including clean up, I actually allow 3-4 hours for each session and each session does take a minimum of 3 hours of my time and a surprising amount of mental energy. I really enjoy the sessions, they are relaxing and satisfying but still take energy from me.
Contrast all that with:
The Fast Service Massage Parlour Happy Ending Mentality
The people who are looking for a session of 1-hour or less are:
* looking for something very different from what I offer
* approaching me with a completely different mindset to my typical clients
* looking for a quickie massage with hand relief "happy ending" and they want to squeeze it into their busy day.
* Careful with their money and have limited funds - I can totally understand and respect this. The point about pampering and treats is that sometimes we have to save up for them. But also my service won't be for everyone so I hope no one spends their money with me if it is not what they are looking for. I only have the time to see about 3 clients per week on average.
Apples and tomatoes are two completely different types of fruit.
The same is true of comparing my specialist erotic massage or Lingam Massage to a standard massage parlour service.
If you are looking for a quick service and to be in and out within 60 minutes so the masseuse can get ready for the next client straight after you - then that is what you should look for.
