How to book - same day?

Some times I can be available at short notice so it is worth phoning from 8.30 am.
This week I have just had a cancellation (postponement) so also have a free slot Wed morning.
And a free slot Thursday after 12.30ish.
I may also be able to fit in an appointment on Friday....

Next week Wed & Thursday are my best days for appointments at 9am.
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Not to be confused with the buxom lady offering adult services in the south east...

I take a few telephone calls from men who seem to have jotted down a whole bunch of numbers and can't remember who they are calling or any of the details of my service, even though they must have seen my website.

Some men tell me they picked up my number from places that I know I do not advertise!
So just to clarify:
I only offer a lingam massage.  You lie back and enjoy and do nothing.

Genuine Lingam Massage in Kent

Search "lingam Massage" and you will find controversy and debate as to what it involves although there is no doubt it is a massage of the penis (by definition).  Many wrap it up in spirituality, that is the definition, not the penis! 

There are discussions about it as a health treatment, about certain moves, about the use of herbs.  Depending what you read it sounds very clinical, very complicated, or the practise of strange religions, perhaps cults.  

Then there are the very sexy young escorts who mention lingam massage as part of a long menu of services, pick'n'mix style.

That is why I have gone to great lengths to tell my clients what to expect in my hand, through this blog and my website : www.ukLingamMassage.co.uk

I would describe my session as whole body pampering. The experience will be many things including relaxing, erotic, refreshing.  The client lays back to enjoy a whole body massage.  There is a neutral, natural oil used, no herbs, no chemicals, no lotion.

There is no religion or spirituality added on to my session - the setting is very neutral.  My clients may find & enjoy a spiritual experience, however, due to lengthened stimulation of the senses, which should leave you contented and glad to be alive!

Uk Lingam Massage You Tube Channel

I have just set up a new you tube channel.  Which set me thinking about the sort of short films I could make for you tube - don't hurry off over there I haven't up loaded any clips yet. Perhaps future film clips of erotic massage and Lingam massage taking place in the garden of England just may be something to look forward to in the future.  I will let you know so watch this space.

I set up the channel so I could comment on a clip by my web-designer.  She was commenting on words like "record-player" reveal that she is a golden oldie.

I'm not too keen on the modern lingo that some people use in text and emails. Some of the  three-letter acronyms, however, are very useful, BTW!

Erotic Naturist Massage in Kent

You can forget the cold Kent weather! I am turning the heating up for the next few weeks so my clients should still feel nice and warm as they lay naked  on the massage table.  There is no place for clothes, towels and blankets when you have an erotic Lingam Massage.

I am getting lots of enquiries for later in the day, but my day starts early and ends at 4pm.  Clients must arrive before 2pm.
Those wanting an evening out call will need to give me plenty of notice.

And or those thinking of contacting me. BTW. I don't do text messaging. You need to phone, ideally before 12 noon or email me.

Is a Lingam Massage the Same as a Naturist Massage?

For a naturist massage you are completely naked and the masseuse might also be fully nude. A naturist massage, however, might not include the genitals. A lingam massage, by definition will include the penis in a big way!

For a lingam massage the man is going to be naked, he just might be covered up a little by towels if the room is a bit chilly.  At my place the heating works really well and we will both be really comfortable with nothing on - even in the coldest months and freezing outside temperatures - but extra covers are there just in case.  
When the massage is over some clients may like to lie back and rest which is best done under a blanket.

Looking for an Erotic Massage in Kent, UK?

There are no shortage of ladies (and a few men) who advertise something like this so my naturist Lingam massage is only one of many different options.

Some people the erotic can be code for sexy lingerie and/or full sex, or something more kinky.  That's all fine but not what I offer.

The erotic that I can provide is a feast for the senses. It is total relaxation, lie back and let it happen. Music, smell, feel touched all over.  Feel that these feelings could go on for ever. Feel unhurried.  The slowest and most gentle caressing of your penis ever.  Experience heightened arousal, all over your body.  Forget about the time.

Just lie there. No list of sexual positions to work through, nothing to accomplish.

All you need to decide is whether you would prefer Me to be clothed or naked like you.
Full details of what to expect are on my website, where you can also see several photos of me: http://uklingammassage.co.uk/expectations.php

Do Men Keep Their Eyes Shut When They Have an Erotic Massage?

Most of my clients keep their eyes closed most of the time. I can't comment on what goes on in other places.

Someone asked me this question the other day. He himself liked to keep his eyes shut and wondered about other men.

Not only do they usually have their eyes shut this man said he thought it would be difficult to keep them open.  I had to agree. When you are laying down. Feeling totally relaxed but having your senses stimulated, music, smell, touch.  They feeling on the surface of your skin and deep inside your body.

My clients have told me that it feels magical because it seems that I must have more than two hands and extremely long arms as I seem to touch their body in so many different places and they are not aware that I am moving around them.

My most recent client confirmed he experienced that sense of sensual arousal moving all over his body as my hands moved from touching his penis to, perhaps, his feet or his chest, his knee, or his neck.

Best of all the heightened arousal that you experience should last and go with you, it can be re-awakened later for your enjoyment alone or with your partner that same evening.

Why I don't do a One Hour Lingam Massage

As my shortest Lingam massage session is 90 minutes, I was asked today if I could do a shorter session.  You know I have thought about this before and the answer is no. You and I really need to allow 90 minutes and there is the narrowest possibility that if we are really efficient we could be all done in 79!

60 minutes minutes would really be too much of a rush and in fact a session which has you in and out in 60 minutes or less is quite a different service and it is just not what I am aiming for.

I know some men are really pushed for time and would like to fit in a visit to me in their busy day BUT the whole point about what I do requires that you make more time.

If you do not want to spend time relaxing and enjoying a full body massage then I am not the right person for what you are looking for.  There are lots of women who offer sexual services for men in a hurry and one of those ladies might be more suitable. Good luck!

Testimonial Page about Your Erotic Massage Session

I thought comments from people who have seen me might be a good addition to the site.  Leave your comments here if you have visited me for a Lingam Massage. So far there are 3 replies from people who have actually visited me.

Steve's Best Orgasm - Ever

How I enjoyed my first day back to work, after an extra long Christmas break.
 I'll bet there's not many people say that.
 But then there's not many people with a job like mine.
Being a lingam massage practitioner is a quite unique and very enjoyable way to make a living.

Take today, for example, Steve seemed to freeze with an orgasm taking over his whole body - or was it cramp in his foot? Well, it was followed by a period of rest and purring contentment. After much more stroking Steve really was ready for a finale.  His body shock and trembled. He told me it was possibly the best orgasm he had ever experienced, or at least the best he could remember...

I think that is due to taking time, involving the whole body, and taking time.  Did I say that already. Two hours later Steve left as a very happy man.  And I rather suspect he is also going to be in the mood for enjoying some great sex later tonight.

Read all about it at my New Lingam Massage Website

The web address for the site is: www.ukLingamMassage.co.uk.
How easy is that to remember!
Enjoy and do comment.

Foot & Lingam Massage

Some people love having their feet touched & massaged others really do NOT like it at all.  For those who do the feet can be very sensual.  The sensation of someone holding, pulling and squeezing the toes can be fantastic and erotic. Perhaps best of all is the feeling of fingers in between the toes.

Ticklish feet need not be a barrier.  There are 2 aspects to massaging people who have ticklish feet:
1st make sure they are really relaxed and not tense at the thought of someone going need this ticklish rea.
2nd a really firm hard grip with no light toughing at all. It is light touches which are generally experienced as tickles.

I like to combine touching the feet and toes in one hand with the lingam massage at the same time in the other hand.  Do you like this?

When I first see people I ask them whether there are areas of the body they really do or don't like being touched.  Interestingly, many people simply do not know.  It seems many people around us just do not have enough experience of being touched all over-  or massaged all over - to know what they like.

The fees for a lingam massage

If you search the web you will find people offering this kind of massage from as little as about £60.
I am certainly not among the cheapest.
My own fees are based on what I need to make for my time and the value of the service.
I charge £190 for a two hour naturist Lingam massage session.
For 90 minutes it is £120 if I am in uniform or £160 for equal status, both of us nude.
There are high charges for an out call, of course.

Some links to online resources re Lingam Massage

Of course you may have found this blog by searching the term Lingam Massage. But i thought i'd put together a few links to other useful sites about what it is and how to do it.

I really like this first site and you might find something useful elsewhere

http://tantraecstasy.blogspot.com/2007/11/how-to-give-tantric-lingam-massage.html


http://www.whitelotuseast.com/LingamMassage.htm

http://www.tantra.org/lingam-massage/

http://www.erotic-massage-guide.com/linghammassage.htm

Travelling to Your Hotel Room to Give a Lingam Massage

When I do an out-call most of the time I take my portable massage table.
Portable? It is quite heavy so I really need a gentleman to help me if I have to walk far from my car or carry it upstairs.

I a hotel room there can be a problem with space.  I require a minimum clear space of 6 foot by 10 foot to move around the table - bigger is better.

In the smallest rooms, if the massage table is not practical, then the next best option is down on the floor.  I would put a duvet and cushions on the flloor to make it comfortable for both of us.

As I explained in an earlier post I really can't do this on a bed, it is the wrong height and may be too soft and bouncy.

Do You Enjoy Giving a Lingham Massage?

I do enjoy giving massages, of any sort.  I guess maybe you have to enjoy doing it for it to feel good by the person at the receiving end.


Thinking about it if I was feeling full of negativity in any way I think that may be felt by the other person.  I don't have to do any special preparation to get me in the right mood.  Massages are as pleasurable to giive as they are to receive.

I thoroughly enjoy giving a Lingam massage, even more than any other part of the body!  I really enjoy sharing in the pleasure and enjoyment experienced by my client.  Also, as everyone is different it is not monotonous.  It is interesting to see how different people react and enjoy their sessions.

Some people want to know if I get turned on.  Well of course, I am a woman with feelings.  The lingham massage involves 2 people - the client and me - and we share that experence from different but equally enjoyable perspectives!

I Do Not Like Men Touching me When I Give a Lingam Massage

I know some are happy for the client to touch them and perhaps even have sex with them. Personally I do NOT like to be tickled, caressed, stroked or groped when  I am attempting to give a massage.  That may seem a little harsh so let me explain:

The massage session which I give is for the client to lay back and enjoy, it is for them to be pampered, it is about their pleasure. Clients should focus on what is happening to them, the feelings and sensations enjoyed by all there senses.

It is not a time for them to be active or take control.

In addition, touching me might not feel nice for me, it can ruin the good ambience and interrupt the flow.

Is Yoni massage just for lesbians?

Yoni massage is for any woman.
The benefits might include:

• great relaxation
• great feel good feeling after the massage, mental well being
• the chance to explore sexuality & orgasms
• the opportunity to relax and focus on own arrousal and orgasm withOUT  having to please a partner

So should hetrosexual women book Yoni massage sessions?
I can NOT say this session would be good for everyone.  Such a massage can bring up a great deal of emotion and so the client should choose carefully the right massage therapist.
For hetrosexual women a man my be better unless there are emotional reasons why the lady might not be able to relax with a man.

If you are thinking of visiting a female for a Yoni massage you must feel comfortable with your sexuality and not be worried about being arroused by a woman.

Why I don't do Lingam or Yoni massages on a bed.

Where would I be without my massage table?  It is portable so I can take it with me. It is sturdy enough to hold my weight if I get on to the table with my client.

A domestic bed is not suitable for my Lingham or Yoni massage sessions for a number of reasons but the most important of these is the height.

• I need to be able to walk all the way around the client because the massage involves the whole body not just one area.
• I need to be comfortable, beds are too low and I need to think about my back.
• Beds are often too wide, I need to be able to easily reach right across the client.

When I go out to visit clients in their own homes or hotels I prefer to take my massage couch but if this is not possible then the next best option is for the client to lay on their kitchen table! But if that is not practical then on the floor can be better than a bed.