Tantric Massage in the UK

 I frequently hear from clients that they've had massages at other places with other women and the experience was very different to what they had with me.

Sometimes, NEW-to-me clients will say they know what to expect as they've had a tantric massage before. 

I would warn that the terms MASSAGE or TANTRA can encompass many different types of experience. You may have had a massage or a tantric massage but that doesn't mean it will be anything like the experience available with me.

We are all unique.

Not all massages are the same. 

Not all tantric massages are the same.

One problem is that any woman hoping to earn a little extra money can set up as a tantric massage therapist with no knowledge at all. Tantric and massage being the "KEYWORDS" but almost meaningless.  Some people will offer a massage but actually have no idea how to do it. 

***Stroking, tickling, scratching or sex acts are not massages!!!!***

Partly you get out of it what you put in to it.

When you visit me for an erotic sexy tantric massage, my advice is:

* Get rid of your preconceived ideas and go in openminded.

* As the client you are expected to do nothing so don't try to guide the session.

* As much as possible relax. Close your eyes. Concentrate on your own body or your breathing if that helps.

You aren't in charge! You aren't in control! Enjoy it!

Lingam Massage and Penile Hypospadias

You can read about Hypospadias, but in my job I've had my eyes opened to something that I might have never otherwise known about.

I'm almost 60 years of age and rarely have I come across it mentioned by anyone ever.

I was surprised when I first saw a man ejaculate with the white stuff shooting out of a place far from where I had expected it to emerge. 

I was about 30 years of age then.

Since then I've see so many I've lost count. I have noticed that while most men's slit is on the crown, there isn't a consistent exact location. That opening is all over the place! And sometimes at the ridge rather than within the smoothed dome area.

Even though I've seen thousands, I have still only seen a hand full of dicks with an opening someway down the shaft. I don't know how rare that is but by my own experience it's less than 1 in 1,000; perhaps 5 in 10,000? 

I don't think anyone should be worried about this. 

If a body is healthy and works okay then something a little unusual isn't a big deal.

What is Erotic Massage and is it Legal in the UK

 An erotic massage is a massage that is sexy and intended to get you aroused.

Exactly what is involved will vary from person to person so my service will not be the same as an erotic massage offered by someone else.

Will you have an orgasm? That is usual.

But is Erotic Massage Legal?

I remember a client calling me to tell me they were approaching my house but there was a police car outside. 

I went to my window to have a look because I had no knowledge of this. They must have been visiting a neighbour.

Police aren't something I worry about because I am not involved in anything criminal.

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As of the time of writing (July 2024) yes it is legal for a customer to pay for an erotic massage.

In fact, sexual services are legal in the UK mostly. However, things related to prostitution can be illegal. 

For example:

1) it is legal to pay a person for sex, it is illegal to approach women in the streets offering to pay them for sex.

2) it is legal to pay an adult who has the legal right to work in the UK, it is not legal to engage with traffickers so as to get access to sex slaves and children.

There are thousands of legit sex workers in the UK so you are unlikely to come across traffickers unless you go some very dodgy routes. In particular be very wary of any business where women provide a service but men make the arrangements. 

Penis Problems and Massage

 I can't promise that a massage will sooth all your problems away, but whatever issue you may have with your penis, I'll have seen it before. You aren't all that strange.

Sometimes, the problem is all in your head -- the one on top of your shoulders.

I mean, sometimes men think they have a problem just because they don't look like the stud in porn or because they can't perform like they used to when they were 21 years of age.

There are somethings that make you unique and perhaps a quirky unusual penis is one of those things -- that doesn't mean it is a problem. It doesn't have to be a problem unless you let it.

Okay, perhaps you don't want to stand out because of your particular erection -- but it is what it is, so perhaps there are ways to work with what you've got. 

And perhaps it would help if you realised other men have other difficulties to handle.

Here's a list of unique MALEness -- don't let it stop you enjoying your life:

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Common problems that men might experience with their penises, which can make sex difficult or embarrassing and affect their self-confidence:

1. Erectile Dysfunction (ED): Difficulty achieving or maintaining an erection.
2. Premature Ejaculation: Reaching orgasm too quickly during sex.
3. Delayed Ejaculation: Difficulty or inability to reach orgasm and ejaculate.
4. Peyronie's Disease: Development of fibrous scar tissue inside the penis causing curved, painful erections.
5. Phimosis: Inability to retract the foreskin over the glans penis.
6. Penile Cancer: A rare form of cancer affecting the skin or tissues of the penis.
7. Micropenis: An unusually small penis, potentially leading to self-esteem issues.
8. Penile Hypospadias: Birth defect where the urethral opening is not at the tip of the penis, potentially causing functional and cosmetic concerns.
9. Low Libido: Reduced sexual desire.
10. Varicocele: Enlarged veins within the scrotum that can affect testicular function and aesthetics.
11. Penile Sensitivity: Either reduced sensitivity leading to difficulty in achieving orgasm or increased sensitivity leading to discomfort.
12. Aesthetic Concerns: Worries about the appearance of the penis, including size, shape, or skin conditions like warts or moles.
13. Anorgasmia: Difficulty reaching orgasm despite sufficient stimulation.
14. Retrograde Ejaculation: Semen entering the bladder instead of exiting through the penis during ejaculation.
15. Psychological Factors: Anxiety, depression, or other mental health issues affecting sexual performance and confidence.
16. Performance Anxiety: Fear of not performing well sexually, which can lead to ED or other sexual dysfunctions.
17. Penile Trauma: Injury to the penis, which can cause pain, deformity, and difficulty with sexual function.
18. Hormonal Imbalances: Low testosterone levels affecting libido and sexual performance.
19. Penile Curvature: Natural curvature of the penis that might make certain sexual positions difficult or painful.
20. Cultural or Religious Guilt: Feelings of shame or guilt about sexual activity due to cultural or religious beliefs.

Do go seek medical advice when you need it.

* Go see a GP or a nurse.

* If you are not sure then call 111 - it might be easier talking to a stranger over the phone at first.

* Or seek help via the NHS sexual health services NHS sexual health services.

Sensual Massage in Warm Room in East Cheshire

 I can't believe I have the heating set to come on automatically each morning for a little while.

Not at home! I quite like the fresh hurricane blasting through my living quarters and my inner sanctum staying below 20C.

But at work - in my massage studio - it's essential I keep it warm for the comfort of my clients. A few degrees warmer than my home.

Of course the heated bed helps.

Well, I'm available 7 days a week, though I will be away for about 7 days in the summer when I hope we'll have less rain and wind.

 It is July! I think we were looking at record breaking temperatures in the high 30s this time last year. I'm one of the weird people who'd rather have it like this than that.

Erotic massage near me in Staffordshire/Cheshire

 And up I pop.

I'm not all things for all people. Don't call me expecting a sales patter to convince you to visit me.

I won't tell you I am beautiful or promise you the moon on a stick.

I can tell you I do one thing and ne thing only.

I am very good at that one thing.

If you are looking for this one thing then you will be pleased you visited me.

If you are expecting something else that isn't mentioned on my website then you really should turn away.

Most men ** get it** but some think there is a Magic secret that will only be revealed later. Perhaps they need to offer more money or turn up and try to grope me. 

There's no secret.

I use my hands and hope you will close your eyes and open your mind. Relax and let the magic happen.

That's all.

There's no incense.

No drugs.

No special prayers.

You can keep your religion and I will keep my clothes on.