Enjoy Erotic Massage

I am a lady in my 50s. I enjoy giving erotic massages to mature clients. I've relocated to the Cheshire area, near M6, Stoke-on-Trent, The Peak District, and Crewe. Appointments are at my therapy studio at it's High Street location near j16 of M6. Bookings in advance via my website: link is below Car Park What 3 Words: intersect.public.link

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I am taking bookings. Book via the diary link on page 2 of my website UkLingamMassage.co.uk

Monday, 12 December 2022

Sensual Massage In Cheshire on Heated Massage Table

 It's difficult to imagine getting sensual and sexy when it's freezing outside. 

Fear not. I have a heated massage bed with thick comfy padding and so far no complaints, if you don't count the people who said they thought they might fall sleep after I'd finished with them.

No Rush Sensual Massage

I don't mind if people fall asleep. I have all the time to spare and no reason to rush anyone out of the door. Sleep snore, dribble and be happy... I'm fine with all that. 

But often my clients have things planned for the rest of the day.

So, as I was saying, so far I have successfully kept people warm and comfortable. In fact, last week while it was a bitter shade of ZERO outside he was almost in danger of becoming too warm in my room. That's OK - I'm happy to turn all the heating off. No one has to cook like a turkey at Christmas.

But if anyone isn't warm enough, they only have to speak up because I have warm over blankets too.

This image isn't me! And there are no winged birds of prey in the building. But sometimes I feel like this lady (on the inside).


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Sexy Massage at Christmas

If you are thinking of visiting me over the coming weeks I have left open every possible date except 25th December (I've got something go on that day!), so that you can make a booking to suit you. 

However, as sessions fill up I will block out others because I will not be doing a massage every day. You will not be able to book a massage for the same day. I would recommend you book well in advance if possible.

Do People Go For Sexy Massages At Christmas?

Yes. In my long experience lots of people want to pamper themselves in December when the dark nights are long, the short days are too short and we feel cold and worn down. 

It is always a busy month. If you are thinking of treating yourself, book early and know you are not alone.






Wednesday, 16 November 2022

Why do I Offer a Lingam Massage in North West England?

 Well, because that's where I live, somewhere between Manchester and Stoke-on-Trent, not too far from Crewe or The Peak District. 

It's a perfect location. Beautiful. Rural. And accessible.

TBH, it's only just into the North-West, it is also on the border with the West Midlands.

But WHY a Lingam Massage?

I trained as a massage therapist but it seemed to me that massage is personal, private, and it can be very sensual and erotic. Often it makes sense to massage MORE of the body -- EVERY INCH!

Also, I'm a broad minded person and interested in other sex, happiness and people. It's something I realised I can offer to the world to actually improve people's lives. Put a real smile on their faces and make them feel good.

So, Why Not Do It for Charity?

Ha! Ha! Seriously, I've kids to support and bills to pay, just like everyone else. My current rate, £80ph, is a reasonable rate to pay and still makes it worthwhile for my time.




 


Sunday, 4 September 2022

What is the Purpose of A Tantric Massage?

 As always - my answer applies to me and the massage that I do; it is not a general answer that applies to everyone.

The people who visit me may have a number of different reasons for booking an appointment; here are some:

6 Reasons People Book a Tantric Massage:

  • Curiosity - want to try something new.
  • It was recommended to them by a friend in real life, in a book, or on the interweb.
  • They hope to experience something "different" compared to their everyday life: a sort of escapism.
  • For personal growth: They aim to learn something new about themselves and their sexuality.
  • They want to improve their sex life.
  • To relax and de-stress, using this in the same way as they might book a whole range of different therapies.

I might be able to help them achieve their goals. In fact, I really do my best to help my clients get the experience they are looking for. 

These things are a normal part of my sessions, so take them as given: If you are just hoping to:

  • relax,
  • do nothing but just feel what's done to you,
  • have an extremely erotic time,
  • have amazing orgasms.

Most clients do experience feelings - both physical and emotional - that are intense, unexpected, and out of the ordinary. I can't guarantee miracles (but you never know). 

In order to get there it is vital that YOU (the client) relax and give yourself over to what is happening. And my role is to help you achieve this. 

By setting the scene, laying my hands on your body, and taking my time, I will guide you from the stressed person who left the in the car park to the person who is flying high without a care in the world. 

I will help you to relax, and I have various techniques for this - more than just physical touch. 


One More Common Reason to Book a Tantric Session 

If you are hoping for more than erotic relaxation (and amazing orgasms), then do talk to me. 

Not all clients what to talk, and that's OKAY; most just come along just for the experience in that session.

Others want to take away tips to improve their sex life: that's understandable. 

Ask me, I'm happy to share my knowledge.


What Else Can I Expect from a Tantra Session?

Over the years, people have come to talk to me about a whole variety of issues that I might be able to help with. I'm not a doctor, a nurse, or a lawyer... I will recommend you get expert advice if you need it.

Many just want a second opinion from a friendly stranger: often about: 

  • their bodies,
  • their work,
  • their sex lives,
  • their relationships.

A common question I hear: Is this normal? 

A common statement: I have an intimate problem...

Through the session, we will make a connection. People trust me.

Yes, I talk with people about an amazing range of things - if they want to. Just as our bodies are a connected whole (so I don't focus on just one area), so are our lives. Different unrelated things spill over to affect other parts of our lives. That's okay.

Don't worry, if you don't want to talk, that's okay too.


Find My Website at UK Lingam Massage





Thursday, 1 September 2022

Offering Sexy Massage in Cheshire: I'm about to get started

 The room is ready: lighting, music, and equipment are all in place.

And heating - it's much colder in Cheshire than in my previous place in Kent.

I've taken the precaution of buying a heat mat for underneath, a heated blanket for on top, as well as the central heating and a bonus electric heater

I'm leaving nothing to chance because clients do not want to be cold. no matter the running cost, I will not be reducing the room temperature.

Oh, in case you are wondering what temperature I aim for when you are having a massage: around the client, I would expect the area to be at least 21C, but I'd aim for 24C.




Sunday, 28 August 2022

Erotic Massage in Cheshire for mature clients

 I am back in business after a very long break.

And my new streamlined website covers all the relevant information in only 2 pages, far fewer pages than the older version.

Check it out: UK Lingam Massage dot co dot uk

Sunday, 10 July 2022

UK Lingam and yoni massage in the UK: Mildlands & North West region

I will be back in business this summer offering lingam massage services to MATURE men over the age of 50. 

My break from the business became an extended break of more than 2 years due to the pandemic. I don't know about you but I filled lockdown time with cake! 


And I offer a service to women.

Trans people are welcome. 

Sorry young guys, I'm not for you.


I will soon be able to let you know more detail, but here is a quick rundown of what you need to know:

Premises: I am above a shop on a busy High Street. I am near a big free car park and a train station so it will be easy to get to me. But you must be able to walk, you can't park outside my premises and you will have to come up a flight of steep stairs.

Important to note:

It is for a 90-minute session + there is time to talk before & after. My service is no rush.

I wear a massage therapist's uniform throughout the session, I do not dress up in sexy lingerie or anything else. I will not be naked by you will be. 

Don't be nervous will put you completely at ease - I have plenty of experience at this.

I see ONE client only per day _ so I am fresh and full of energy & you will be completely pampered.

The appointments are in the morning, typically starting at 10 am ( I can make it a little earlier or later if you prefer).

I'm really looking forward to getting back to it.

UPDATE: East Cheshire location near M6, email address, how to book, book online via my online calendar, full details on my website: UKLingamMassage.co.uk