How Much for An Erotic Massage in the UK?

I would be the first to tell you do not pay more than you can afford when you are treating yourself to a luxury.

I am sure you will find a massive range of prices. Now, let's consider what would you expect to pay?

Do your research.

For comparison you will find the typical price for a non-erotic massage in the UK in 2023 is £70ph, so naturally you can expect to pay about the same or more.

I currently charge £80 ph but it is a 2-hour session that I have allocated and the overwhelming majority of my clients stay with me for 2 hours a few stay a little longer and a few leave fairly quickly (quickly in my world means soon after the end of a 90 minute massage). 

Very few clients are in my building for less than 1 hour 50 minutes. 

However, looking at it another way, my massages are 90 minutes for £160, so you could say I charge £100 per hour.

Either way, I'm sure I have set my fee at the right level for a number of reasons:

1. I have plenty of repeat business in the free market where supply and demand set the price. 
2. I see those offering a similar service change a similar fee.

£160 is a lot to spend. 

It is a luxury.

If you wanted to spend half that amount then I won't see you but you could try to find people who offer shorter sessions. It won't be exactly the same but it will be within your budget.

Of course you should be wary of anything that sounds too cheap, there are a long list of things that can be wrong and dubious at the bottom end of things.

How to Book an Erotic Massage UK

If you want to make a booking to meet me here in Cheshire (near Stoke-on-Trent) it is best to book at least 1 day in advance. 

The easiest and best way is to use my online booking system. It will show you my schedule so you will know whether I'm available or not and it will block out the session for you

The system will send you an email reminder they day before and a text message to your phone. And it will automatically tell you where to find me. 

I will know you've booked: my phone pings with a notification, and your details appear on my calendar. If you attached a message, it might be a while before I see it, so if it is an important question then send me a message via email or text message or WhatApp with your question.

My automated online system is very handy for me but some clients can't use it for one reason or another. Fear not, there is an alternative: contact me directly. 

If you contact me: I prefer text, WhatsApp or email, because I am rarely able to chat freely on the phone, I'm either driving or there are often people around.

Sometimes I'll get back to you fairly quickly but it can take a few hours; I will usually see your message within 12 hours.

But perhaps you want to book with another provider, not me. Check their website or advert. Some people specifically state they prefer you to phone and some will only take bookings via the phone. We are all different. Both what we do and how we run our businesses.

From time to time, if people are unable to get to visit me due to either my location or my working hours (I only work daytimes) I get enquiries about whether I know / can recommend service providers similar to me: unfortunately I don't. However, I know they are out there.

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I'm considering putting together a list of tantric or erotic and sensual massage providers in the UK. Do you think that would be useful? Can you recommend anyone? Leave a message or send me an email.

Erotic Massage: It's getting Hot in Cheshire

 I never know what to make of April & May. April can be freezing, I've know heatwaves in recent years in May.

Fortunately the massage studio where I do my thing is in a solid old building that is naturally cold. 

There's quite a bit of energy to get it warm enough in the winter, but it stays very reasonable in the summer - so much so that i might be tempted to sleep there!

On the hottest of days last year when the car part was recording 40C and the official outside daily temperature reached 38 for several days in side my space stayed below 25C at all times, even without air con. In fact, it hardly touched 24C.

People who have visited will know I have a digital thermostat in the room and keep a close eye on the temperature.

But the down side to the hot weather is what to do about the warm towels?

It's part of the pampering to be wrapped in warm towels, and something you want want to experience in the middle of July. Cold towels out of the fridge just aren't the same.