Calories in a Lingam Massage?

After the excessive eating and sitting around of Christmas I found myself wondering whether having a lingam massage would help my clients lose weight.
The info is not easy to find if you search the web.
An orgasm will burn up a few calories.
But then again we'd use up calories even if when sitting around or sleeping.
Over an hour of massage - I would expect this to use up slightly more calories than just sleeping as the whole body is being stimulated, especially the surface skin cells.
Sadly though, I think you have to cut what you eat and do some serious exercise to really shift the pounds.
BUT really I still think lingam massage is good for you.  Because it feels good and makes you feel good.
And surely that should be an end in itself.

Not many men leave comments on this site, I think my cliients are very private people.  Nevertheless some have sent messages to me after their visits and I have put up a few quotes on my testimonial page.  Just click on the link at the top or this link here to view them.
http://ylmkent.blogspot.co.uk/2012/01/testimonial-page-about-your-erotic.html?showComment=1358247144153#c6390614568211473561
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