Would You Like Your Lingam Massage to be Done By a Babe?

Recent email exchange went as follows:
Where are you?
I'm in Kent
Too far for me babe.

Babe? Why babe on the end of the sentence?
Is this really the way to address someone you have never met? What kind of people use this word and why? What does it mean?  I'm sure I'm not one.

I think it is a term used by a young person with poor social skills and poor vocabulary but I could be wrong.  I'm probably old enough to be his mother, may be almost his granny!

I'm fairly certain I never actually see real clients who call call any women babe!
So, dear reader, if babe (or hun) is part of your language I'm probably not the woman you are looking for.

How much Time Do I spend on the Lingam when I give a Massage

From time to time I get asked this question.
I think it is  a strange one, isn't everything about what to expect right there on my website?

Not an unreasonable question, though so I have given it a lot of thought.
Really every session is different.  Usually men lay on their stomach for between 30-45 minutes. The remaining time they are on their backs and in this time I touch them all over.

So the lingam area might only receive 10 minutes of touch or as much as 45 minutes. It might be 15% of the massage or as much as 45%.

On my website I explain that the service is not about just one area of the body it is about the whole body being touched, feeling good and feeling erotic.  For example many men have told me they have never experienced their feet/toes being touched in such a away and would have never expected that part of their body to feel so sensual.

Topless or Not Topless that is the question?

Had an email today asking me to remove topless pictures from my blog.  Is that the strangest email ever I have ever received?  Yes quite possibly.
I don't know whether the same person is heading a one-man campaign to remove scantily clad images from the web, page 3 from the Sun and the lad-mags from the supermarkets.

The rational in the email is that as some of my clients choose for me to wear my uniform in the session that is how I should appear on the website.  You don't follow that argument? No I don't follow it either.

Some people, a minority but a large minority, do book for a 90 minute or a two hour session and prefer for me to wear my uniform.  The majority choose equal status.  The details of the service with the price is fully explained on my website.  Do you have a problem with that?  Please leave you comments here.

It is the exceptional and unusual that that inspire my blogs, of course.

Time for a hot sexy massage...

After a few warm Indian Summer days it is time to get the extra radiator plugged in to make sure my massage room is lovely and cosy for winter sessions.  I have plenty of availability, in fact I can tell you that I am fully booked on Thur 10th, and weekend of 12/13th October.

Ladies offering Lingam Massage across UK

I am regularly asked if I can recommend someone in a different area of the UK who might offer the same service as me.
Sorry I can't.
Many of my clients are driving for more than 1 hour to see me and some travel hundreds of miles so I guess my lingam massage service is fairly unique.

busy September & what about October

It has been a busy month, perhaps my busiest ever, don't know haven't checked my records but seems possible.
I am looking forward to a relaxing weekend though with no work booked until Monday and I will be having a few days off in October.

Rushed off my little feet lately... yes I am always busy

Continuing the theme of strange emails, from my previous blog, I do hear from people who must think I have no clients.
They are full of suggestions as to how I should do things differently.  In other words I do not offer the service they are looking for but they think I should.

Well, if I was sitting around twiddling my thumbs I may have time to ponder suggestions generously given by people who have never met me.
I think I have a window for navel gazing and contemplation later in October.
September, I have been inundated with bookings with most of these being repeat/ regular clients.

The week ahead, for example, I am fully booked with only windows for last minute bookings tomorrow- Monday 23rd or next weekend (28 & 29th).  I think I have a space most days between 28th - 3rd Oct.

Despite mostly being booked in advance tomorrow is a good example where for once you could phone me in the morning and be naked in front of me in the afternoon!

Strange Requests from Massage Therapy Clients

I don't get many strange requests but if there is one a few times a year I will get an email asking if I could wear lingerie or something like that.
My reply is obvious - a two letter word.

If you don't understand why my answer is NO then think about how you would feel being asked to do your job in your underwear.  I don't know about you but I would feel silly!

I have my uniform, which is smart, practical and comfortable.
Or I am happy in my skin, naked is also practical and comfortable.

Some Tips on Giving A Great Erotic Massage

Quite a few clients ask how they can learn to do the same for their partners at home.
I don't run training courses and no you can't practice on me! lol
Here are a few of my top tips fr an erotic massage:

• Make sure the room is warmer than you think it should be.
• Long firm strokes with the palm of your hand cupped - not finger tips, not to soft.
• Move slower than seems right - imagine being in slow motion!
• Do not go straight to the sexiest areas!
• Approach genitals, go close - but don't touch.
• When you do finally tuch - be slow gentle and caress the whole region - in just the same way as you have massaged the rest of the body.
• Nice music.
• Lighting.
• Talk and enjoy....

Erotic Massage in April

I have very little available time this month so do not be surprised if you can't get through on the phone.  Send me an email if you can I always reply to emails or send yourself a reminder to call me the last week in April in the hope of getting an appointment sometime at the end of April or in May.

Had an email asking if I was still in business. Reasonable question as I haven't written much here recently. Yes, I am still open to new clients and have plenty of repeat bookings too.
Certainly glad I invested in an extra heater for the massage room to get through this never ending winter!

Calories in a Lingam Massage?

After the excessive eating and sitting around of Christmas I found myself wondering whether having a lingam massage would help my clients lose weight.
The info is not easy to find if you search the web.
An orgasm will burn up a few calories.
But then again we'd use up calories even if when sitting around or sleeping.
Over an hour of massage - I would expect this to use up slightly more calories than just sleeping as the whole body is being stimulated, especially the surface skin cells.
Sadly though, I think you have to cut what you eat and do some serious exercise to really shift the pounds.
BUT really I still think lingam massage is good for you.  Because it feels good and makes you feel good.
And surely that should be an end in itself.

Not many men leave comments on this site, I think my cliients are very private people.  Nevertheless some have sent messages to me after their visits and I have put up a few quotes on my testimonial page.  Just click on the link at the top or this link here to view them.
http://ylmkent.blogspot.co.uk/2012/01/testimonial-page-about-your-erotic.html?showComment=1358247144153#c6390614568211473561
And if you have been to visit me please feel free to tell other readers of this blog just what a nice time you had!

only 4 massage days left until Christmas!

I am getting quite a few enquiries about my availability in the run up to the big day. Well, Friday will be the very last day for a lingam massage with me before 25th...
Then I plan to over indulge in food and TV and seeing friends & family and all that!
 Friday afternoon is still available and there are a couple of other times that I could still fit in a new client this week.
I haven't decided when to start work again.  I have got some bookings in the last two week of January so i might make the most of it with a long break or I might take clients at the end of December... email me!

Male pampering with a Xmas Sexy Lingam Massage

For the beginning of December my diary is looking quite busy as men are seeking a bit of winter relaxation - what better than a full body massage by a naked lady!  I will be keeping my house warm and cosy in contrast to that weather out there.
Of course I will be having a few days off for the Festive Season - so my last booking before Xmas must be Friday 21st.
But I am not having a 2 week holiday - I am pleased to be able to offer sexy sessions for those who want to see me between Christmas and New Year.  So the perfect Christmas holiday treat for yourself!

Day of Relaxation for Me

It is no good calling me now, I won't be answering! I am having a lovely day off... and the sun is shining too! I'll only tell you what I'm doing it you email me!

I have also had last minute cancellations, which means the day off today may end up being a very long weekend.  I will be sitting by the phone tomorrow and Friday, available for last minute, spur of the moment, "can you see me now it's an emergency" type calls.

most people who phone wanting to see me the same day are used to hearing me say - "Sorry - You best Book in Advance."

I am not working this weekend, I don't often work at the weekends but do just occasionally take advanced bookings for a Sat or Sun.

I am OK, thanks for your concern

Thank you to those who who emailed with well wishes after my previous post about my cough & cold.  How kind and totally unexpected.  Well the cough dragged on and on and on.
Now, I am very well and still busy providing the Lingam Massage service that you have been looking for.
Let me take this opportunity to emphasis - if you phone me and get no answer please do NOT leave a message as I do not usually listen to them.  Send a txt message and I might reply. Send an email and I will definitely reply. If you need to speak to me call me again another time. Most of the questions you might have are answered on my website, see the link above.

Appointments in advance work well and sometimes I am available at short notice, but not usually.

Not so Sexy Husky Cough

I have developed a summer cough and cold.  I don't normally sound so gruff or so quiet!  We don't think of the summer as being sniffles season though it often is, in the same way as I notice I often have to turn on the central heating in August.
Luckily, so far it has been lovely and warm this month - figures crossed, long may it remain.
I am having a few days off work right now.
A holiday at home but with no massages, so hopefully i will be fit for the lingam massage appointments that are already in my diary for next week.

Nervous about Booking a Sexy Massage

No need to be! I do this all the time. I regularly speak to men and see men who want the same sexy massage that you have in mind.
After extensive research you might think that what I offer sounds perfect - I am mature and I promise you that I don't do fast/ rush sessions.  If you only have an hour then I will not be able to fit you in. I can't work that fast!
Then there is the biggest hurdle.  It is easy to communicate with me via email (unless you are using BT - You will not receive my reply because I use yahoo).  I reply to everyone often often the same day or before 8am the next morning....
But - perhaps you want the reassurance of speaking to me in person - to check that I have the friendly voice to go with the photos.
There is the problem.  I have a busy life, which means I am rarely sitting by the phone.  I do not answer when I am with a client.  When there are no clients booked I may well be out and about.  You may be lucky and I pick up straight away when you call. Or you might have to be persistent.

And what are the chances of getting an appointment at short notice?  Well today, for example, there is a window of opportunity this afternoon about 3pm. Tomorrow (Thursday) I am can do a session any time, same Sat and Sunday. But not Friday this week.

Hot Erotic Massage in the Summer

I am not going away this summer so will be available for erotic lingam massage bookings throughout August.  If it stays lovely, hot and sunny like today, this will be perfect for relaxing on the massage couch.

Of course I will have some days off, go to the beach, etc.. So it is advisable to book in advance.  You might not be able to get hold of me for a short notice/ same day appointment.

Relaxing summer holiday naturist massage in Kent

I will be available for lingam massage erotic naturist massages throughout the summer months.  I will be having a few days off though so enquiring and booking in advance is always advisable.
I am still available some weekends, but not evenings.

Multi-Orgasmic Man

Just got time to tell you about one of my clients last week.  When his session was finished he told me he had the most amazing sensations.  He felt several orgasms through his body, perhaps 5.
Another satisfied customer for my erotic lingam massage!

WHY I didn't reply to your email request for a lingam Massage booking

Actually I reply to all genuine email enquiries but have found some problems:
if you email me from a BT internet account when i reply they redirect it to your Yahoo email.  As BT & yahoo are the same company, problem, of course, you might not even know about or use your yahoo email.

Other people may find my replies go into spam.

I do check and reply throughout the day and normally every morning before 8am. Excluding holidays.

Last minute cancellations for erotic massage appointment

It does happen so although I am not available at all on Friday I suddenly find myself free all day on Thursday so it is always worth phoning or emailing on the off chance that there is a same day session free.

And as it is June, the start of summer, I have, of course, been putting the central heating on to keep the room warm for the men. Lying cold and naked in exceptional June weather is not a great feeling for a lingam massage session.  So I am trying to create something sensual, warm and cosy.

Full body Orgasm

A few days ago one of my most satisfied customers insisted I should tell you that he experienced an amazing, prolonged orgasm all over his body.  He was trembling all over, for ages.

I told him he could leave his own comments but he wanted me to tell you.  But being typically English and modest, I can't promise to make the ground move for everyone.

I do find every client is different.  So your experience of the sensual lingam massage will depend on all that has gone before, in your life, to bring you to this point.

Allow plenty of EXTRA time to really relax

Most of my clients visit when they have no work for the rest of the day, this is ideal.  Some don't realise that they are not going to be in a fit state for returning to work straight away.
Just because the session you have booked is 90 minutes of 2 hours you really should allow an extra hour "floating time".
This might be falling asleep on my massage table then getting dressed in a daze and floating out of my door to a local cafe or just to sit in your car and hold on to that feeling just a little bit longer.
Think of Lingam Massage as a special treat for a day off, not a quickie to be shoe-horned into a long lunch break!

Getting through o the Phone for more details about the Sexy Naturist Massage in East Kent

On Wednesday this week a man phoned me at about 9 and within 2 hours he was naked on my massage couch.  Minutes later I spoke to someone else who made an appointment for 9.30 the next day.

I know it can seem impossible to get through on the phone but keep trying I do answer the phone when I can. BUT I don't answer when I am with clients or busy with other people. Between 8.30am and 1.30pm is best time to call.

Another man i spoke to this week was looking for a same-day appointment but I couldn't fit him in.  He almost begged, he could be here in 20 minutes and just stay for an hour.... I'm sorry but I don't work like that and I have never had a client leave within an hour.

My availability page on this blog may give some clues. For example next week if you phone soon after 8.30 on Monday, Wednesday or Thursday you could get an appointment the same day. I won't be answering the phone Tue 22nd May in morning.

Want to speak to me? Want to book a Lingam Massage in Kent?

I will be available on the phone from about 8.30 am -9 ish tomorrow and I have time available in the next couple of days.  So if you want an erotic naturist massage Thur 3rd or Fri 5th May get in touch.
Also Tue through to Fri next week I have at least 1 session available every day.

Where to go for an Erotic Naturist Massage In Kent?

I think there are a good number of individuals and venues offering naturist massages and erotic massages.  In my experience the demand is high.  Only last week one of my clients was surprised when I told him that the demand for my time often is greater than the hours I have available.

OK, there are days lie today when I don't see any clients, no one calls e even though I do have time to see just one person.  But then other days, unfortunately, I have to tell guys I am fully booked - as I am for the rest of this week and today is Monday! Actually I may have a free slot for Friday but can't confirm that until Thursday.

As one thing leads to another so as I am fully booked it relates to the fact that it is difficult to get me on the phone.  Most of my clients book by email so I recommend this easier method.  There have been a few problems with my replies being lost in their spam or in one case I replied to a BT email but the reply is diverted by the internet service provider to a Yahoo email.  How confusing is that.  So if you have BT do check your yahoo!
I always reply to my emails, except for that family who keep wanting to deposit millions of USD via my bank account!

Look in Your Spam Box for My Replies to Your Emails

There has been a breakdown of communication with one or two clients.
Some people have emailed me but had no reply - if I receive your email I will definitely reply so check your spam.
BTW, I do check my spam and quite a few of your emails go there.
Now, I will not be doing an emails over the Easter weekend so don't expect to here from me until perhaps Monday night or Tuesday morning.
Have a good Easter xxx