What's Stopping You Having A Sexy Massage?

Or more to the point, why can't you visit me in Cheshire to experience my SENSUAL full-body massage?

Here are a few things that might come between you and your urge to visit a professional for a tantric, lingam or yoni massage.

No one offering the service local to you

It is common for people to travel a long distance to treat themselves. 

My regular clients typically travel up to 90 minutes(one-way) to visit me, and some come by train. People from much further away work a visit to me into a long distance travel route. Fortunately, I'm in the Midlands and near the M6, so readily accessible. 

You feel embarrassed

I understand that you might feel nervous and you don't know what to expect as you haven't done this before. I have seen many clients like you. I'm an experienced professional business woman and this is my business. I will look after you from the start. 

You are at work 7 days per week

I only work day times: But you work daytimes too. We are destined not to meet unless you book to visit me on a day that you aren't at work. 

You can't ever get through on the phone

Welcome to the 21st century. We have text messages and emails!

I don't run my business over the phone. It is best to email me. Text messages work as well. Best of all, if you definitely want to book then I have an online automated booking system, which is really efficient but involves many clicks.

BUT you want to speak to me on the phone

Why? I'm pretty sure what ever you need to know is on my website. That's the point of a website.. It saves everyone time and makes life easier for both of us.

All I can say is that sometimes I answer my phone so you can keep trying. I don't answer outside of 9-5. 

From my point of view, I fill my time with things to do so mostly it isn't convenient to answer my phone and talk to a stranger about my business.

simply the best erotic massage ever

 I received a lovely email this week from a first-time client who visited me last week.

I mean first time to me. He'd had plenty of massages before, from what he said.

And when he got up and dressed he was full of positive words. He said he'd never experienced anything like it and it was the best massage he'd ever had. So, that's what he said on the day.

A few days letter he dropped me an email to repeat the sentiment. My super erotic sensual massage had made a lasting impression. He was still thinking about it days later.

Shame he doesn't live nearer. Many of my clients live more than an hour away. Many come across from Wales. 

The journey might be worth it, but it might not be practical.

I award myself the trophy. I am a winner!

Everything you Need to Know About the Best Erotic Massage

The BEST EROTIC massage doesn't need to involve something strange and kinky that you've never heard of.

It shouldn't require you to search the internet to find out the meanings of strange terms.

From time to time people send me emails asking if my massage includes a blah-blue-do. What on earth is a blah-blue-do? I ask myself. 

I wish they'd spell out in the email what they mean... or what they are looking for and then I can say yes or no. 

Better yet. My service is described on my website.

Google is my friend and whispers in my ear what I need to know about this strange blah-blue-do thing.

No, I don't do Blah-blue-do. If I did, it would have said so on my website. 

Before you go and look up:

blah-blue-do  

don't. I just made it up.

But there are various things I'm asked about that amount to:

Naturist Massage

and 

Body-to-Body massage.

As I specifically do not take my clothes off I don't do naturist massage, which involves being naked. As I don't get naked I can't offer body to body... which isn't a genuine massage.

There is nothing wrong with two slippery lubricated bodies rubbing against each other (if they are consenting adults) but as I don't take my clothes off it's obvious I don't offer:

Body-to-Body massage

And as NURU massage involves being naked and Body-to-Body massage... You get the point.

ANYWAY...

I've gone on a tangent here away from the title question; let me address it now:

Everything you Need to Know About the Best Erotic Massage

The Best Erotic Massage will be different for different clients but it will include these basics:

* Feeling WARM 

* Feeling SAFE  

* Feeling COMFORTABLE 

* Amazing TOUCH

* Tried & tested techniques

* An understand of the body for health & safety

* Rapport between masseuse and recipient. This may be spoken and unspoken. I like to chat with my clients first just to build some connection. After this we are silent through the massage but the connection grows (perhaps on a spiritual level... it is hard to explain and understand).

* A quietness that allows the massaged person to "dream", to "fly", to experience something within themselves.

UNHURRIED... 

* Being aware of the expectations. So, I was going to say unhurried, but when I offer my slow unhurried massage --- UKLingamMassage DOT co DOT uk --- it doesn't mean it can go on forever. the chief limitation being myself. 

I pour a lot of energy into the massages sessions and can't continue much beyond 90 minutes because more than this becomes exhausting. You might want me to carry on for another hour but I really can't.

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Some people think an erotic massage is about ticking off a check list of activities with wonderful names in strange positions with glamorous young people.. And that's all well and good. But I don't think those are the criteria for judging the best erotic massage. My clients tell me it's what they experience with me.