Or more to the point, why can't you visit me in Cheshire to experience my SENSUAL full-body massage?
Here are a few things that might come between you and your urge to visit a professional for a tantric, lingam or yoni massage.
No one offering the service local to you
It is common for people to travel a long distance to treat themselves.
My regular clients typically travel up to 90 minutes(one-way) to visit me, and some come by train. People from much further away work a visit to me into a long distance travel route. Fortunately, I'm in the Midlands and near the M6, so readily accessible.
You feel embarrassed
I understand that you might feel nervous and you don't know what to expect as you haven't done this before. I have seen many clients like you. I'm an experienced professional business woman and this is my business. I will look after you from the start.
You are at work 7 days per week
I only work day times: But you work daytimes too. We are destined not to meet unless you book to visit me on a day that you aren't at work.
You can't ever get through on the phone
Welcome to the 21st century. We have text messages and emails!
I don't run my business over the phone. It is best to email me. Text messages work as well. Best of all, if you definitely want to book then I have an online automated booking system, which is really efficient but involves many clicks.
BUT you want to speak to me on the phone
Why? I'm pretty sure what ever you need to know is on my website. That's the point of a website.. It saves everyone time and makes life easier for both of us.
All I can say is that sometimes I answer my phone so you can keep trying. I don't answer outside of 9-5.
From my point of view, I fill my time with things to do so mostly it isn't convenient to answer my phone and talk to a stranger about my business.