The BEST EROTIC massage doesn't need to involve something strange and kinky that you've never heard of.
It shouldn't require you to search the internet to find out the meanings of strange terms.
From time to time people send me emails asking if my massage includes a blah-blue-do. What on earth is a blah-blue-do? I ask myself.
I wish they'd spell out in the email what they mean... or what they are looking for and then I can say yes or no.
Better yet. My service is described on my website.
Google is my friend and whispers in my ear what I need to know about this strange blah-blue-do thing.
No, I don't do Blah-blue-do. If I did, it would have said so on my website.
Before you go and look up:
blah-blue-do
don't. I just made it up.
But there are various things I'm asked about that amount to:
Naturist Massage
and
Body-to-Body massage.
As I specifically do not take my clothes off I don't do naturist massage, which involves being naked. As I don't get naked I can't offer body to body... which isn't a genuine massage.
There is nothing wrong with two slippery lubricated bodies rubbing against each other (if they are consenting adults) but as I don't take my clothes off it's obvious I don't offer:
Body-to-Body massage
And as NURU massage involves being naked and Body-to-Body massage... You get the point.
ANYWAY...
I've gone on a tangent here away from the title question; let me address it now:
Everything you Need to Know About the Best Erotic Massage
The Best Erotic Massage will be different for different clients but it will include these basics:
* Feeling WARM
* Feeling SAFE
* Feeling COMFORTABLE
* Amazing TOUCH
* Tried & tested techniques
* An understand of the body for health & safety
* Rapport between masseuse and recipient. This may be spoken and unspoken. I like to chat with my clients first just to build some connection. After this we are silent through the massage but the connection grows (perhaps on a spiritual level... it is hard to explain and understand).
* A quietness that allows the massaged person to "dream", to "fly", to experience something within themselves.
UNHURRIED...
* Being aware of the expectations. So, I was going to say unhurried, but when I offer my slow unhurried massage --- UKLingamMassage DOT co DOT uk --- it doesn't mean it can go on forever. the chief limitation being myself.
I pour a lot of energy into the massages sessions and can't continue much beyond 90 minutes because more than this becomes exhausting. You might want me to carry on for another hour but I really can't.
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Some people think an erotic massage is about ticking off a check list of activities with wonderful names in strange positions with glamorous young people.. And that's all well and good. But I don't think those are the criteria for judging the best erotic massage. My clients tell me it's what they experience with me.
