Not to be confused with the buxom lady offering adult services in the south east...

I take a few telephone calls from men who seem to have jotted down a whole bunch of numbers and can't remember who they are calling or any of the details of my service, even though they must have seen my website.

Some men tell me they picked up my number from places that I know I do not advertise!
So just to clarify:
I only offer a lingam massage.  You lie back and enjoy and do nothing.